#4
Oooooh! Happy birfday woomy. I give you more president per president. Behold the glory of the Taft.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#6
Quote by snipelfritz
Oooooh! Happy birfday woomy. I give you more president per president. Behold the glory of the Taft.


i dunno why but i just though of
taft punk and it made me lol pretty hard
#7
Happy Birthday Whoomit! I got you a president who made no major significant difference so that you'll always look better in comparison.

Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
I saw Pantera live once, Dime changed into a body bag right there on stage.


Last edited by kurt_cobain9 at Oct 1, 2013,
#9
He's not my president! (talking about Jefferson Davis)

Quote by supersac
i dunno why but i just though of
taft punk and it made me lol pretty hard



EDIT: James Puke-Cannon
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Last edited by snipelfritz at Oct 1, 2013,
#10
Well thanks guys!

So far I've got whisky, beer, cash, chocolate, and a couple of DVDs. What more could I ask for!?
#11
Quote by snipelfritz
He's not my president! (talking about Jefferson Davis)


he's not mine either. haha
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
I saw Pantera live once, Dime changed into a body bag right there on stage.


#12
hb.


I got you a John Deere Tractor because they are the best tractors and because you probably need more tractors or know someone who does who you can exchange it for something that isn't a tractor.

O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#13
Happy Birthday bro

I got you a soundtrack to go with that tractor

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#15
Happy birthday whoomit! I'm sorry I didn't get you anything.


except for my love of course
#16
happy birthday whoomit

there is a girl with a nice ass in my math class with the same birthday as you

so that's pretty cool
#19
Happy birthday dood. I got you this.
How do you make a signature? Is this a signature? Sig?.... Nature?..... Sigmund Freud?...... Nature Valley?.... Sigmund Fraud?..... Frankie Valli?.... ah, $!*@ it...
#20
Holy shit happy birthday!

I got you a koala beanie



and your hamster a
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#21
Thanks guys.

Mr. Wiggles appreciates that Obscene.
Quote by yoman297
there is a girl with a nice ass in my math class with the same birthday as you
It's me.
#22
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHOOMY

I got you this thing I drew during class (it's a self portrait of me not in class you can hang it up on your door or something if you want)

cat
#25
Happy birthday bro. I got you some space cats.



Use them wisely.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#26
happy birthday

R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
Quote by blake1221
Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#28
Happy Birthday! I got you Congress! They aren't really shutdown. I kidnapped them for you.
Seattle Seahawks


Quote by chookiecookie
i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


Quote by WCPhils
at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#30
Quote by Tag43
happy presidents day


It's like his eyes follow me wherever I go.

But they're so cool.

Damn, I love presidential history.

And Mr. Wiggles. He wiggles and he jiggles, but he never touches pickles. Mistttteeerrrr Wiiiiiiggggggllllllllessssss!!!!
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA