#2
first post, and nothing else
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#3
i just went through my bookmarks and found this commentary for the movie looper, so here you go:

http://loopermovie.tumblr.com/post/32950683762/our-in-theater-commentary-track-is-up-i-recorded
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I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#4
Are you a 'Murican?

If so, HAPPY EFFIN' 21ST BIRTHDAY I GOT YOU ALL THE BOOZE GO NUTZ


If not, happy just-another-birthday!
#5
an invisible raygun

both the gun and the rays are invisible
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#7
I got you another z for your name to make it better
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#8
Quote by LostLegion
This was also in my bookmarks. Enjoy



lol at his smile just dying away as the camera fades out and leaves him.

i guess he realises that it might not have been worth it sitting there in the rain all by himself for the 3 seconds in the spotlight.

poor guy
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#9
why are you still typing coherently
#10
Happy birthday! I got you a Jack Daniels with Coke. Enjoy.





Even though noone wished me a Happy Birthday a couple of weeks ago...
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#11
It's my 22nd birthday today and I didn't make myself a thread. Fuck off!


Oh, and happy birthday
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#13
go get drunk bitch
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#14
I'm giving you a closed thread and a ban.


It's your damn birthday. Get off The Pit and go have a life.
#15
I can still post. I can see through daystripper's clever sarcasm. I had gotten you a closed thread and a ban, but I guess I look pretty silly now
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#16
Starting your own birthday thread on UG has got to be the saddest thing. Get a hobby or something, dude.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#17
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Starting your own birthday thread on UG has got to be the saddest thing. Get a hobby or something, dude.


close to it anyway
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#18
Quote by JustRooster
Starting your own birthday thread on UG has got to be the saddest thing. Get a hobby or something, dude.

This.

I made myself a cake for my birthday today and even that is less pitiful then making your own thread.


I also like making cake though, so...
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#20
I'm rather surprised that you haven't received a horse dildo yet, so here you go.

Spare a Cow
Eat a Vegan
#21
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I didn't get you shit, cus birthdays aren't that big of a deal.

Sassy. Puss.

I got TS a better name

BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#23
The ability to spiral out of control once you figure out adulthood is your final step in adolescence.

Happy Birthday.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#24
My bookmarks just had this:




Happy birthday anyways though!
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#25
Quote by JustRooster
Starting your own birthday thread on UG has got to be the saddest thing. Get a hobby or something, dude.

Lol yeah man. I'm such a loser. I spent 1 minute making this thread while sitting on the shitter before I left to school. I've gone to school, worked out, bought myself some tequila, and I'm going out with friends tonight. Don't be mad sweetie. And thanks to everyone who got me horse dildos and stuff.
#26
happy bday man
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Ha ha love you to dude ;-)

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#28
I have a cold to give to you on top of the avian flu
I have nothing important to say