#1
happy 22nd birthday bro, have fun and bang as many hot chicks as you can. godspeed!

EDIT: i got you a mumu
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#4
What's the bottle for?
Also happy birthday, guy.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#5
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What's the bottle for?
Also happy birthday, guy.


Mountain Dew is a great anal lubricant
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

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Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



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#6
Thanks, Birkir. And I'll only be banging one hot chick today; my girlfriend

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Happy birthday, I got you a horsedick dildo.jpeg


Do they have it in white? I ain't no night rider, bitch!
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#7
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Do they have it in white? I ain't no night rider, bitch!


Sorry, you're going to be mudsharking tonight.
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

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Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
#8
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Mountain Dew is a great anal lubricant

Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
Well the blood mixes with the Mountain Dew, and as the carbonation reacts with the iron in the blood, a lugubrious paste is created that astroglide is based on.
#13
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Well the blood mixes with the Mountain Dew, and as the carbonation reacts with the iron in the blood, a lugubrious paste is created that astroglide is based on.

Alright sounds good to me
#14
Quote by progdude93
Well the blood mixes with the Mountain Dew, and as the carbonation reacts with the iron in the blood, a lugubrious paste is created that astroglide is based on.


Lugubrious - todays Word of the Day, brought to you by progdude93.

"L" is for the way you lugubriate me
"U" is for the way you use me
"G" is for the way you grab my hair
"U" is for the way you make me call you uncle
"B" is for the way you ball-gag me
"R" is for the way you ravage me
"I" is for the way you get inside of me
"O" is for the way you open me
"U" is for the way you upside down nail me
"S" is for the way you slay my anus

btw Dongbro ^ thats my gift to you
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#16
Thanks guys

My birthday thread is filled with animal penis and talk of mountain dew/blood lube. I couldn't be more proud.
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#18
Thanks, Riggs.
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