#1
Quote by progdude93
my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.
Last edited by Jostry at Oct 2, 2013,
#2
that's hardly the douchiest thing he's done. someone told me he spit on a huge group of his fans from a hotel balcony and laughed about it
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#5
It's a leisure break from everyone else riding him.
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by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#8
It's not that he didn't feel like it, it posed a health and safety hazard: his pants were sagging so much there was a high risk of tripping.
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#10
Jostry is just mad that Justin Bieber is better than him in every way.
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#11
little bitch, can't even walk up the stairs. I have no repect for this bucket pissing ******,
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#12
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Someone should tell him slavery ended quite a while ago.

haha
#13
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Jostry is just mad that Justin Bieber is better than him in every way.


He's 19 years old and he's too lazy to get his bitch ass up some stairs.

I think I'm fine--- minus the couple hundred million dollars of course.
Quote by progdude93
my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.
#14
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bucket pissing ******,

He pisses buckets? His urethra must look like a trumpet
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#15
HEY THIS RIGHT HERE IS YOU DORKS


"I hate this guy so much and wish he would go away. Now to comment on everything he does."

THAT'S YOU RIGHT THERE.
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#16
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HEY THIS RIGHT HERE IS YOU DORKS


"I hate this guy so much and wish he would go away. Now to comment on everything he does."

THAT'S YOU RIGHT THERE.


I don't hate him, I just think it's funny that his fame got to his head to the point that he can't even walk up stairs anymore.
Quote by progdude93
my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.
Last edited by Jostry at Oct 2, 2013,
#18
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I don't hate him, I just think it's funny that his fame got to his head to the point that he can't even walk up stairs anymore.

It doesn't really have to do with fame...
#20
I hate stairs too.
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#21
The more I see and hear about Justin Bieber, the more I feel that he is an alright fellow.
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#22
Quote by Jostry
I don't hate him, I just think it's funny that his fame got to his head to the point that he can't even walk up stairs anymore.

Or maybe he just had the opportunity to not exert any physical work and capitalized on that opportunity. It's not like he's too famous for stairs or anything.

I know if I had money to waste on two guys carrying me up stairs I would probs do it. Not because I'm lazy, but because I can.
#23
He's a jackass, but for real, if most were in his position they would do the same.
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#24
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The more I see and hear about Justin Bieber, the more I feel that he is an alright fellow.


Well you two can relate a lot when it comes to being pricks. Makes sense.

But I'm chillin though.
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my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.
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#25
Or maybe it's all arranged so that idiots like us will jabber on about it and give him even more attention.
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