okay does anyone remember the scene where jerry made a deal or something, and george wanted to know what the price was (or something), and so he said over and over "if you dont say anything right now, i'm going to walk out of here and assume you got this deal" and then right when he was leaving, he would come back

does this ring a bell for anybody
nah sorry
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
The Jacket from Season 2
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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I love everything and everyone in this thread.

How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

Everyone always complains about the funky bass interludes when I watch Seinfeld. Enjoy the quirks jeeeeez
George isn't freaking because Jerry got a deal, he's freaking because he can't believe how much money Jerry spent on it.
Listen. I'm sorry.