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#1
You should join the dark side. It's super fun and such.

177 (57 members & 120 guests)

What the heck? We all know that you guys come here often, I don't know the the hell you could google to get the Pit as a result. Join and post stupid stuff so it's even MORE fun.
#8
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#9
I'm pretty sure that most of those lurkers are people like DieGarbageMan and Fassa who got permabanned but got addicted to this place somehow.
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#10
Quote by WantsLesPaul
yes iam new here slash rules metallica: :

mettal suxx froshanti is te best he plays with actual feeling like cmon lets c u do that




#11
Quote by MinterMan22
mettal suxx froshanti is te best he plays with actual feeling like cmon lets c u do that

**** u bitch gay kirk hammet play like 3 times faster and is better even mike thompson is way faster thn fruceinti
#14
Hey U-G community! I made an account today after seeing this forum and I wanted to introduce myself! Apologies if my English is bad as it is no my first language. My name is Kyle and I am from Bulgaria. I am 50 years young and just started 2 months ago. Bought a Fender acoustic kit at GC and love it. I can't wait to decide on my electric when I am ready. Should it be a Les Paul or a Tele or a Strat. I want to learn how to the play the rock and roll. Your website is very helpful haha! My influences are Jimmy Hendricks, John Mayor, Jimmy Page and Curtis Cobain!

Kind regards,

Kyle
#15
Quote by LostLegion
Hey U-G community! I made an account today after seeing this forum and I wanted to introduce myself! Apologies if my English is bad as it is no my first language. My name is Kyle and I am from Bulgaria. I am 50 years young and just started 2 months ago. Bought a Fender acoustic kit at GC and love it. I can't wait to decide on my electric when I am ready. Should it be a Les Paul or a Tele or a Strat. I want to learn how to the play the rock and roll. Your website is very helpful haha! My influences are Jimmy Hendricks, John Mayor, Jimmy Page and Curtis Cobain!

Kind regards,

Kyle

Who the fuck is named "Kyle" and isn't a native English speaker?
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#16
We all know the lurkers are the regulars of the pit who are on private browsing for porn, and waiting for their streams to load.

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#19
Quote by WantsLesPaul
**** u bitch gay kirk hammet play like 3 times faster and is better even mike thompson is way faster thn fruceinti

r u a fukin fagtard or wut its not about how fast u can play its about emotionn somthing ur lame metal fags no nothin about frusiante is th best **** u if u dont think so u were prob ****ed in the but cus ur gay




#20
My keen investigative sense are tingling, I think I'm getting a clue...

*whir* *fizzle* *crack* ...Join Date: Oct 2013...

This clue is leading me towards the conclusion that TS recently abandoned lurking in apparent hope of reforming his fellow lurkers.

In my capacity as world's greatest detective (you heard me Batman), I have come to the conclusion that any and all unregistered guests are the many hundreds of internetters who are put off of this entire website by the mediocre content of the forums and never return.
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#21
Who do ya think ya are, to be using an owl avatar?


Also, yeah, most of those lurkers are banned, probably.
#22
Quote by Whoots
You should join the dark side. It's super fun and such.

177 (57 members & 120 guests)

What the heck? We all know that you guys come here often, I don't know the the hell you could google to get the Pit as a result. Join and post stupid stuff so it's even MORE fun.

#23
Don't join!

It's full of sausage gobblers.
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#25
Quote by Skynyrd890
Who the fuck is named "Kyle" and isn't a native English speaker?

All the people in the New Members forum.

I even stole some of my last post in here from it.
#26
Quote by xxdarrenxx
We all know the lurkers are the regulars of the pit who are on private browsing for porn, and waiting for their streams to load.


extremely plausible
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#29
Quote by Shaco
"the dark side" can mean that it really just depends on your perspective.....


that's like sooo deep maaaaaaan
#33
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#34
Quote by whywefight
omg guys now there's like 40 more members


IT WORKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Boom.

#36
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
I think your sarcasm detector is broken, dude...

Or your enthusiasm detector is.

#37
I remember lurking this place when I was 14 and thinking it was the best place ever.


Oh how I wish to be innocent again.
#39
Quote by whywefight
i thought this place was stupid as shit the first time i lurked

And then your suspicions were confirmed
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#40
Bad news is the Pit is the only real forum worth a crap, getting answers or starting a meaningful thread in any of the other UG forums is damn near impossible. I say lurk away, it is all pointless in the end anyway.
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