Poll: Greetings and Salutations
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12 21%
27 47%
Knife in the Stomach
18 32%
Voters: 57.
High five

To the face
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.

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Mutual masturbation.
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
I surely dont wanna rub palms with some other dude that probably just jacked it and of course hasnt washed his hands. Especially in the morning.

People are gross.
Masonic greeting
Vinland, Vinland Über Alles

"Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is create the perfect genetic soldier!"
Fistbump when I'm around random acquaintances or if I'm in some mash-up side of town.

Grab hand/pound shake thing with friends.

Handshake at work. Proceeded by hand wash later after keeping that hand away from anything I touch because there are too many people out there (men & women) who don't wash after going to the loo.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson

Handshake. I hate it when people have ambiguous hand based greetings, they always result in me and the other person just awkwardly waving our hands against one another like some sort of spastic dance.

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
fistbump is for bro-bros, and i'm not one of those
handshake is for businessmen, and i hate businessmen
i prefer a half hug
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Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

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fistbump is for bro-bros, and i'm not one of those
handshake is for businessmen, and i hate businessmen
i prefer a half hug

But have hugs are for close friends, otherwise it's gay.

How about a handshake/pat on the shoulder?
When I meet my friends I fistbump them.
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
Handbumps and Fistshakes.
Most of the important things

in the world have been accomplished

by people who have kept on

trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
Handbumps and Fistshakes... That's Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Hahaha.
They say when you talk to God it's prayer, but when God talks to you it's schizophrenia.
Handshake. Even for my good friends. We keep it professional.

When someone offers me their fist I make a "peace sign" and slide it under their hand so that their fist is over the back of my hand - the two fingers sticking out look like antenna and the fist looks like a shell, at which point I just say the word "snail" and then walk away.
"Dude, am I really thinking or am I, just like, thinking that I'm thinking?" -Bill Nye


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I don't believe the Big Bang