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#1
Hey,
I am getting married in Feb and I was wondering if anyone has seen any brutal wedding toppers. Most of them are really lame. Me and my fiance are in a metal band together, so yeah...it would suit.

oh yeah we live in New Zealand so we kinda need to know asap so that postage works out and stuff.

Cheers
Brodie
#2
How about you two just stick with a regular wedding topper? Alternatively, I'm sure they make KISS wedding toppers...
#3
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
How about you two just stick with a regular wedding topper? Alternatively, I'm sure they make KISS wedding toppers...
Sam, you don't know what it's like to get married with your metal band mate. This wedding needs to be the brootz!
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
Normal wedding toppers are lame..well the ones available in New Zealand anyway. Whats your problem, "chuckles"?

And yeah you got it Joshua!
#6
Just buy whatever you want and stick in on top of the cake. Buy some action figures or something.
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#7
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Sam, you don't know what it's like to get married with your metal band mate. This wedding needs to be the brootz!

Nope.avi
#8
Quote by unwashedmusic
And yeah you got it Joshua!


Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#9
Quote by ChucklesMginty
I'm pretty sure you need to be over 18 to marry.


This. So much this.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#11
Are your parents showing up to wedding?


Because I can't imagine a scenario in which they would.
#12
Quote by unwashedmusic
"alternative" toppers..

i think that's what they call dildos in some states.
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#14
Mix iron fillings in with the icing. Take a Dual Rectifier and carefully place it on the top of the cake.
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#15
You two should have a 3some with a goat in KISS makeup. Tr00 NZ br00t.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#16
Right On Man !!

Its Is Nice To See The Spirit Of The METAL Still Lives On In Some Folks !! Your Awesome Bro !! Your Wedding Day Is Going To Be Brutal




#17
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Mix iron fillings in with the icing. Take a Dual Rectifier and carefully place it on the top of the cake.

Reminds me of the howtobasic videos.
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#19
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Just buy whatever you want and stick in on top of the cake. Buy some action figures or something.

Do Glen Danzig action figures exist? They definitely should.
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#20
Quote by ChucklesMginty
I'm pretty sure you need to be over 18 to marry.



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#22
A PENTAGRAM!

or

A SKELETON!

or

SLAYER!

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#23
Quote by unwashedmusic
Hey,
I am getting married in Feb and I was wondering if anyone has seen any brutal wedding toppers. Most of them are really lame. Me and my fiance are in a metal band together, so yeah...it would suit.

oh yeah we live in New Zealand so we kinda need to know asap so that postage works out and stuff.

Cheers
Brodie


Have you considered commissioning someone to custom-make a wedding topper for you? There must be literaly thousands of local artists who could make something for you relatively cheaply.
I'm sure the wife-to-be would appreciate you going to the trouble of getting one custome made too.
#24
Are crossed rapier swords too neckbeard/fedora for you guys? Sounds pretty badass.
#26
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#27
Metal couple, from New Zealand. Almost thought it was my sister and her partner until you listed your name
#29
The best part is that you're marrying a female metal hunney from New Zealand

Its a pretty good sign to bail out now omg

EDIT:
G'Day Brodie.
#31
you need my metal version of the wedding march. just got inspired by this thread to complete it. Pro tab should be available soon on UG.
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#32
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No, migger.

Woah careful man I'd delete this post. Pretty sure if a mod sees it it's an insta-ban.


Ts are you the same guy who made that thread last month or whenever it was asking for metal nicknames to call his gf?
#33
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Woah careful man I'd delete this post. Pretty sure if a mod sees it it's an insta-ban.


Ts are you the same guy who made that thread last month or whenever it was asking for metal nicknames to call his gf?


Fucking hell nigger.

You can't go around just typing out migger unless it is in a sentence like this one you daft cunt
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#35
Just put a sword through the top of the cake. You can draw it out together, and then attack the guests (the attack is optional I suppose).


Here:

#36
Quote by unwashedmusic
Hey,
I am getting married in Feb and I was wondering if anyone has seen any brutal wedding toppers. Most of them are really lame. Me and my fiance are in a metal band together, so yeah...it would suit.

oh yeah we live in New Zealand so we kinda need to know asap so that postage works out and stuff.

Cheers
Brodie



Don't. That'll be embarrassing as hell in like 20 years.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#37
With rooster on this. Might seem cool but when you two whippersnappers have grown up you'll hide those photos in shame.
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#38
I agree with daytripper but actually stab someone to death maybe for like after wedding entertainment or something because let's face it if you're south of otahuhu that's probably a pretty common occurence
#40
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Spaztikko, shut up and start talking weird again.

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