#1
I've been going through the motions on Justinmyass.com for the past year and learning a lot about the elasticity limits of my very own butthole.

One thing I can't get over is how unbelievably pleasant and erotic it is. It makes me wonder: is it really that bad, is it an immoral act, or is it heavily legislated?
#2
No, he is that happy in real life as well.

All his rage and negative emotions he puts into his other hobby, which is serial killing.

He's like my best mate, so I know all this.
#3
This is Justin, I hate all you little shits ****ing around on my website. If I wasnt making 1 dollar a day I would have shut that site down years ago, **** you all
#8
Quote by progdude93
He's Australian. They're a perverse people.

I always thought he was British.Ive only watched a couple of vids.
#11
Nope, the guy's a douche.
Just the other day, he stole his father's car, ran over my neighbour's dog and got my sister pregnant.
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#13
I suspect yes, but have exactly no evidence to support that.
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#15
The dude just paints happy little clouds... WITH HIS GUITAR!!!!
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#16
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Nope, the guy's a douche.
Just the other day, he stole his father's car, ran over my neighbour's dog and got my sister pregnant.

We've all fucked your sister, though. It's hardly crime of the century these days.
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#19
To be fair, he's really not a twat. And almost EVERYONE's a twat. He legitimately seems like a super nice guy. He made like hundreds of helpful guitar lesson videos for beginners and intermediate level players. And it's all free. I want to see him as a tool, because I think the worst of everybody, but it's really impossible in this case.
#20
Looking at his vids, he is nice.


It's just that hat he wears is of the douchebag type because of style and it isn't very functional, especially indoors. It also makes me suspicious that he never takes it off.
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#23
Quote by Mephaphil
Maybe balding a bit?

You never see his feet either.



always sitting down...


hmm.


amputee?
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#25
I've judged him, I can't help it... I think he's a cool dude.

It's not a bad thing to be judged as.
#26
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We've all fucked your sister, though. It's hardly crime of the century these days.

Yeah, i know, i did her too... Her $#!t's more stretched than Snooki's.

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#27
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+1

We're all freaks


You're the only circus person I know and you're from Australia, so there's that.

>_>

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#28
Quote by zenbone
The dude just paints happy little clouds... WITH HIS GUITAR!!!!




Somebody seriously needs to photoshop Justin's head onto Bob Ross's body, while he's painting a guitar.


I'd do it myself, but I haven't got the slightest clue about photoshop..
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#29
ha ha ha - brilliant post. Thanks Ross for emailing me the link.

You guys seem to know me so well...

When not giving lessons and smiling like a halfwit I'm a bald serial killer amputee who paints cloud guitars with my 14" tool while dressed a Bob Ross.

Are you lot stalking me or what?
#30
are you the real justin

i watched one of your sweep lessons one time

it was a bit sketchy how you couldn't play the sweeps cleanly when you showed it slow
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#31
Seems like you're stalking yourself, Justin.
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#32
Quote by justinsandercoe
ha ha ha - brilliant post. Thanks Ross for emailing me the link.

You guys seem to know me so well...

When not giving lessons and smiling like a halfwit I'm a bald serial killer amputee who paints cloud guitars with my 14" tool while dressed a Bob Ross.

Are you lot stalking me or what?


Hey remember that time we tag teamed Linkerman's sister
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#33
Some people are just indiscriminately pleasant. Or it might be an Australian thing. Every Australian I've ever met has been pleasant. It could also be necessary for his videos to get more donations/views. Marty Schwartz is almost the same way. "He-he-he-hey wha(huh-huh)t's up, you guys?"
#35
Quote by justinsandercoe
ha ha ha - brilliant post. Thanks Ross for emailing me the link.

You guys seem to know me so well...

When not giving lessons and smiling like a halfwit I'm a bald serial killer amputee who paints cloud guitars with my 14" tool while dressed a Bob Ross.

Are you lot stalking me or what?


Wow, dude, if that really is you, then let me take this moment to thank you for your years of awesome lessons!

If it's not you, then imagine my shaking fist of rage!
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#36
Quote by Deliriumbassist
He's like the anti-Hess, yet still manages to be a twat.

I don't know who Justin Guitar is, but almost 3 of every 2 people called Justin are tools.


the numbers dont lie
#37
Let's all comment on his latest youtube video to see if he replies that it was really him
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#38
Quote by BjarnedeGraaf
Let's all comment on his latest youtube video to see if he replies that it was really him

Or we could just sodomise his shitty attempts at free advertising on other sites

I am sad to now realise this was a necrobump. Damnit, oh well - at least I had an excuse to edit an OP.
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