#1
So, my 3-month-old needs to wake up so we can go to the park, but it won't stay awake. It sleeps all day and I think it's getting lazy -I don't want it to grow up to be some lazy neckbeard, so I figure I better start curbing this behaviour now. Anyways, I gave it a Monster energy drink to wake it the hell up, but now it keeps throwing up. What the hell? I only gave it a single can. Should I give it less and try to build up it's tolerance or what?
#2
Bad troll attempt, 0/10.
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#3
It's probably just hungry. Try giving it a cheeseburger.
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#4
no mate what is wrong with you

you can't give a baby monster!

It needs to be red bull and caffeine pills


EDIT: It also helps the caffeine pills dissolve if you shake them around in the babies stomach, done easiest by just shaking up the baby
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#6
I let my seven month old have a taste of Pepsi in public the other day and some woman acted as if I was performing nazi experiments on her.
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#7
Did you know that you have to be 18 and older to buy energy drinks? It's a law nobody enforces.
I just felt like this was an appropriate time to bring this up again.

If you're wondering why, it's because their hearts supposedly can't handle it until that age.
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I let my seven month old have a taste of Pepsi in public the other day and some woman acted as if I was performing nazi experiments on her.

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#12
just give it a big cup of steaming hot coffee instead
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This thread is bad and you should feel bad..
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#17
Cmon, this could have been funny if you made it sound even remotely serious by referring to a baby as something other than "it".
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#19
Give give it an 8ball of coke, unless you want it to grow up being some wussy baby or something.