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I think it's amazing that this post will be read by over 500 people over the course of the next 24 hours. My great grandparents probably never did anything that reached that many people.
#4
Language.


I mean, think about that shit for a second.
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#7
I can't really describe it but my ancestors. I mean, imagine what one of my ancestors from thousands of years ago would've thought about the world we live in now. About the development of mankind. And that I'm one of his descendants carrying on his legacy whether I be doing a good job or bad job at it.
#8
I can go online and in seconds be looking at more tits than my ancestors ever saw in their entire lifetimes. I can see depraved shit that they couldn't have even fathomed.

Also, Aurora Borealis.
#9
the writing on CSI: Miami
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#11
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTttIIiiiiiIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

And space.
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#13
That Jacksonville isn't getting gang banged by Denver in this game right now.
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#14
The amount of weird things in space. Like diamond planets and water around some massive black hole.
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#15
Maths.

Not all the time, but sometimes I'll be thinking about some mathematical idea, and then it'll just seem awesome.
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#16
How we managed to get this far just to fucck it all up.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#17
Hideo Kojima....

And most of the staff at Konami
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#18
The incredible tool that is the modern smartphone.
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#19
How the Force evolved from a conflict between two teachers to a conflict spanning hundreds of thousands of years. How did they even test for Midi-chlorians?
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i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#20
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How the Force evolved from a conflict between two teachers to a conflict spanning hundreds of thousands of years. How did they even test for Midi-chlorians?


You ever see that skit on Chappelle's Show where they visited Jedi who had been taken advantage of by their masters?
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#21
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Language.


I mean, think about that shit for a second.

I have random moments where I do just that. It really is pretty bizarre
#23
Yeah I was gonna say language. Somewhere, we managed to simultaneously think "yes, I know what he means by that grunt, I've wanted to make that grunt when I felt that way", all without words. And then we were like "shit means bad", and stuff like that without having those words already. All the way to there being a word for everything and babies understand that shit in like two years
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#24
lightning bugs
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#26
You knew this one was coming.



Also, the water cycle/nitrogen cycle/the rest of these. We're part of one big, marble-shaped, solar-powered, self-sustaining spaceship, maaaaan.

Sometimes when I'm sober, too.
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#27
I find boobs amazing
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#29
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For the judgment of time does not acknowledge that equally wondrous are the lenses that survey the suns and those that convey the movements of imperceptible insects; for the judgment of the time does not acknowledge that lofty enraptured laughter is worthy of taking its place beside the lofty lyrical impulse and that a whole abyss lies between it and the posturings of a clown in a fair-booth.
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#30
How every single person has their own story/families/lives and I'm just one in 7 billion people.

I still think the living in a computer thing is plausible. What if everyone is an NPC?
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Stay classy, pit.
#31
I find it amazing that I go on the balcony in a house at 6 am and watch the early light and listen to silence and that two months ago had I done the same thing I would not be typing this.


It's also amazing to me how many people there are all the time with a completely separate consciousness and an entirely default self-centered perception in the same place and lots of others.

Also I've been awake an hour and still haven't brushed my teeth. Incredible.
#32
PACIFIC RIM


...modes and scales are still useless.


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#33
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I find it amazing that I go on the balcony in a house at 6 am and watch the early light and listen to silence and that two months ago had I done the same thing I would not be typing this.


It's also amazing to me how many people there are all the time with a completely separate consciousness and an entirely default self-centered perception in the same place and lots of others.

Also I've been awake an hour and still haven't brushed my teeth. Incredible.

What do you mean? What happens if you go on the balcony 2 months ago?
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#34
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Language.


I mean, think about that shit for a second.

Honestly this

^he's from Syria, I think. If that doesn't answer your question, keep up on world events
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#35
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What do you mean? What happens if you go on the balcony 2 months ago?

Syria is so close to the south pole that they just got out of those periods where the sun does not rise for a couple months on end. So he wouldn't have been able to type due to the darkness.
#36
Quote by StewieSwan
Language.


I mean, think about that shit for a second.

Really, though, this.
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How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

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#37
i bet aliens would find our digestive systems amazing.

you could be all like "yo, ima eat this whole sub with my mouth...."


"....and turn it to poop and make it come out my butt!"

and they'd be all like:
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#39
How lucky I am. White, 1st world country, not poor, good health, good family structure, living in a time where shit is convenient as ****.


Also thumbs. They built stuff.
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