How did you first hear about sex and what was your initial reaction?

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#1
I remember back in my early years of elementary/primary school, probably around 1st or 2nd grade when I was on a bus going on a field trip. One of the older kids was sitting next to me and he was telling me about his impression of sex from finding a VHS porn tape. I remember his exact words were, "It's when a guy and a girl get naked and pee on each other's lips." Now, 6-year-old me is picturing a guy standing over a girl lying on the floor, literally peeing on her lips. I was thoroughly grossed out for quite a while.

Later, I would come to realize that the peeing on the lips thing was actually true, only it wasn't pee (most of the time...).

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#3
oh boy.

thanks for bringing back repressed memories...
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#5
in 5th grade during one of those classes where they take all the kids into the computer lab to learn how to use the computers.. some kid went to the give me pink website and there were vaginas everywhere. i remember the shitstorm of popups that came up afterwards that showed double penetrations and deep throating and facials and all that shit.. it froze and he freaked out and turned off his monitor but my teacher came by and turned it back on and saw all that stuff and she wasn't too happy lol




#6
When I was like 6, it was a common playground thing at my school for people to ask other unsuspecting kids "are you a virgin?". Most kids, not knowing what it was, assuming it was an insult and wanting to play it safe, would answer "no", at which point the kid asking the question would be like "hahahahaha this guy's not a virgin! He's had sex ew hahahahahaha"

Funny how things changed in 10 years' time.
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in 5th grade during one of those classes where they take all the kids into the computer lab to learn how to use the computers.. some kid went to the give me pink website and there were vaginas everywhere. i remember the shitstorm of popups that came up afterwards that showed double penetrations and deep throating and facials and all that shit.. it froze and he freaked out and turned off his monitor but my teacher came by and turned it back on and saw all that stuff and she wasn't too happy lol


I remember when Give Me Pink was still a thing. I always hated that half of those girls were lesbians, because they would have made an absolute killing in the hardcore scene. Especially Peaches
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#9
It wasn't like a one time thing

I think I just pieced it together bit by bit over my childhood years
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#10
We had this book. It was called "The Book of Knowledge" and was geared towards giving the light version of...just about everything to elementary kids. Anyway, the section about sex had 2 square-shaped "robots" and talked about what happens (biologically) in terms of sex. So, my first idea of sex was literally 2 robots, one with a large, springy appendage -- and the other with a large hole and something that vaguely resembled my mom's chest.
#11
I remember my cousin tried explaining it to me when I was around 11, but I already knew, and in the process of explaining it, I immediately knew he was gay
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#12
Not sure when I actually learned what actually happens during sex, but for the longest time I just thought it was all about kissing/sucking face which had me worried when I had girlfriends early in middle school.

That I would get them pregnant by just kissing them.
#14
When I was in 3rd grade 9 years old or so. There was a girl who liked me... a lot... I think she was sexually abused. She used to grab my dick from my pants in the play yard and rub her butt up against me. I was always afraid of her, but I never said anything to teachers or my parents.

I knew about sex but it didnt really click with me. I never thought it was disgusting or anything. At 9 years old i'd fantasize around being naked with that girl in my dreams. Pretty messed up shit for a 9 year old to be thinking about, but life is weird like that eh?
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#15
In second grade, I watched Wild Wild West, and in the beginning Will Smith and some lady were kissing in a water tower or something, naked. A girl later told me they were having sex, but I had no idea what that meant, and it took me a few years to actually learn the logistics of sex.

I remember I used to think a vagina looked like a gaping hole until I found an issue of Swank magazine in 6th grade and saw those beautifully hideous axe wounds.

Also, the first time I saw a picture of a facial (probably 4-5th grade) I thought the dude peed in her mouth too
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#16
I don't remember how I learned how it worked, but I sure do remember the first advertisement I saw.

I mean, I thought the D got in from the front, not from underneath. That day was the day it all changed HAHA
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#17
i was in 2nd grade and i went to sex[dot]com
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#19
When my kids ask me what sex is, I will tell them:

"The slamming makes Xiaoxi spout his sex wee all over Stewie's mutton dagger. After having his split peach ****ed, Stewie then proceeded to pound Xiaoxi's brown eye. The unrelenting orgasms from his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus ****ing Xiaoxi's tuna canal made him come so hard, he began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. Xiaoxi's enchilada of love was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. By now, his shame portal was foaming like a rabid dog."
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#21
I stumbled upon a porn site while looking for sonic the hedgehog emulator games online, lol. The first porno I ever saw was on that site. It was pretty good.

I discovered the workings of sex before that. It was weird how to guide in my boy scout handbook. It talked about masturbation and stuff. Really weird.
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#22
Yeah, I definitely thought that the vagina was just a big gaping hole on the front when I was a kid. I also thought sex was like drugs and only really bad people did it. I remember not believing people when they said my parents had sex, like "No, they wouldn't do that!". Obviously before I understood anything about reproduction.
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#24
I don't remember, but I do remember this one guy who thought sex was when a guy stuck his dick into a girls ass, and i was like "Naw man it's into her ****" and he was like "what?" He didn't know that girls have vagina's and not penises!!
He's gay now, if that means anything.
#27
Yeah I just kinda slowly figured it out.

I did think it was weird when my mom explained it as "a mom and dad laying down touching eachother" or something. Like what they just kinda cuddle have a baby might happen if they love each other?

I still don't know
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#28
i remember being like 4 and waking up with morning wood and unashamedly showing off the tent in my pants in our living room.

then my parents freaked out and made me feel all embarrassed.
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We had this book. It was called "The Book of Knowledge" and was geared towards giving the light version of...just about everything to elementary kids. Anyway, the section about sex had 2 square-shaped "robots" and talked about what happens (biologically) in terms of sex. So, my first idea of sex was literally 2 robots, one with a large, springy appendage -- and the other with a large hole and something that vaguely resembled my mom's chest.

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#30
When I was 6 I read this children's encyclopedia and eventually I got to sex and that's how I learned what it was. Pretty boring right. But I didn't have any weird misconceptions about it or anything at least lol.
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#33
About a year or so before I got "the talk" either from my parents or from school (Come to think of it, I don't think I ever got "the talk" from my parents.....) I suddenly found myself in the beginnings of puberty, and suddenly felt to the urge to look at boobs. At the time, we had AOL dialup, but I knew porn existed (Because my mom was super anal about the parental controls.) One day I figured out her AOL password and was streaming naughty pictures as fast as our 56kb/s connection could, and that was basically how I learned about sex initially. The gifs that one of the sites had were really helpful, despite the fact that they were like 50x50 and only had 2-4 frames. I distinctly remember one where the girl looked like she was sucking on a pipe or a sausage and it confused the hell out of me for the longest time until we finally got DSL, and I could actually watch videos.

Maybe that's a bit rambly but that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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#36
I was brought up in a family of 3 boys and 2 girls, all atleast 9 years older than me. I remember a certain book about sex that was around the house. It was a cartoon comedy book about sex so I knew what a woman looked like naked very young.

The simulation of sex wasn't too hard to find either as I watched a lot of films that I shouldn't, some with some pretty damn passionate sex scenes i'll tell you that haha.

Despite more of an awareness of it, I was and still am quite shy about sex. I remember a friend once clicked on a porn site just for a laugh, normal 9-10 year old curiosity.

I was taught the science of puberty and sex/reproduction at 11-12. I never had much interest until around 13 when I first dared to explore porn. By that point nothing could really surprise me, and the stuff I found was really basic and nothing extreme.
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#38
I can't remember. It feels like i've been addicted to porn since birth.
#40
When I was a kid my friend and I were talking about sex, something I thought was just naked cuddling. So he says that he heard from a friend that sex is when you stick your bit into her bit. I thought it was completely illogical, I wasn't grossed out, it just didn't make any sense to me what the purpose of that would be. I told him that he's an idiot for believing anything he's told.
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