Poll: what is it?
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View poll results: what is it?
Not Whoomit
19 68%
Whoomit
22 79%
Voters: 28.
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#1
i'm a Jack Russell terrier upon a fence, but I'm also lack of mental sense
I can make you want to fly very high, I'm also why women randomly cry
I make you dream the dream of dreams, as well as fear the number 13
I am absurdly impossible to desist, For i'm the cause this thread exists


what am I?


First person to figure it out gets a metaphorically figurative pat on the back as well as a sense of self accomplishment and pride despite having no reason to, you will also get a cookie as per protocol
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#5
A Jack Russell terrier upon a fence
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#6
Quote by lolmnt
A Jack Russell terrier upon a fence








no but
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#7
Randomness.

On a serious note, a clementine.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#9
mental ******ation

try it out, it fits for every one. except the terrier.
Quote by archerygenious
Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

Like melodic, black, death, symphonic, and/or avant-garde metal? Want to collaborate? Message me!
#14
Johnny Bravo
Quote by slash11896
I picked up my guitar this morning and started playing next thing i know i cant stop playing In the key of A, the first letter or her name, I ended up recording a whole song in A.


Quote by WhiskeyFace
I like women with balls.
#15
some legend will get it soon, It's not very hard

think about it lads
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#18
It's probably some kind of bullshit like "curiosity" or something of the sort.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#20
Holy moly batman the riddlers struck again
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#21
Quote by whywefight
always all options unless whoomit.


+1

It's probably one of my greatest, most creative polls to date
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#23
Quote by CodeMonk
clouds


I actually had a bit about clouds I was gonna put in, but couldn't quite get it. So I left it out

no though
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#25
Testosterone or some hormone bullshit
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
#27
So, one of the posts so far has actually been very very very very very very close.

like...

so close they will probably kill themselves after someone else figures it out and they realise how close they came to greatness.
just sayin.
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#28
Quote by lolmnt
A Jack Russell terrier upon a fence

Seems legit
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#30
stupidity
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#32
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
So, one of the posts so far has actually been very very very very very very close.

like...

so close they will probably kill themselves after someone else figures it out and they realise how close they came to greatness.
just sayin.

A 12 inch monster dick?
#33
Quote by Whoots
No reason


you ****ing little legend you!

The newbie got it lads, enjoy your newfound glory

good job


all that was for no reason


Quote by homeless-john
A 12 inch monster dick?

soz m8 he got it just before you D:
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#34
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
So, one of the posts so far has actually been very very very very very very close.

like...

so close they will probably kill themselves after someone else figures it out and they realise how close they came to greatness.
just sayin.


2 Clementines!?
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#37
I love the idea that the moon is the reason a jack russell terrier is on a fence
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#38
Quote by captainsnazz
oh shit THE MOON

This answer is better than the actual answer!

#39
no reason, Is always the best answer


It goes without saying that only if whoomit isn't on the ballot too
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
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