Poll: what is the correlation between inebriation and hiccups?
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some scientific reason mate, let me explain it
25 63%
idk lol
24 60%
whoomit
22 55%
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#1
like when I was a kid I thought it was funny to pretend like I had the hiccups and drink apple cider(non alcoholic) and pretend it was beer and that I was drunk

but now I'm actually drunk and I have the hiccups

wtf is that shit


why do I always get the hiccups when I'm drunk?
It's over simplified, So what!

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#2
Because Ozzies can't drink for shit. Drinking your pathetic XXXX blonde surfers crap...
#3
pff says the [insert geologically differentiated peoples here]
It's over simplified, So what!

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#4
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#7
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I have done lots of things while drunk but I have never ever ever hiccuped


honestly like every time I get drunk I'll get the hiccups atleast once!

It doesn't really bother me though because I'm drunk, but still, I need answers!
It's over simplified, So what!

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#8
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honestly like every time I get drunk I'll get the hiccups atleast once!

It doesn't really bother me though because I'm drunk, but still, I need answers!

no idea sorry

I hiccup when I eat bread and drink something warm right after though!
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#9
Quote by guitarxo
no idea sorry

I hiccup when I eat bread and drink something warm right after though!


weird

wonder if you ate bread and then drank a warm spiced rum

bet you've have like double hiccups or something
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#10
I hiccup when I eat warm bread, I hiccup after a certain amount of beer. Must be something to do with the wheat.
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#11
I hiccup after any alcohol though (minus vodka, Never noticed it drinking vodka? idk, maybe I have and didn't notice, either way) like even tequila/whiskey
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#12
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apple cider (non alcoholic)


So apple juice then.
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#13
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So apple juice then.

nah it was fizzy mate
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#15
I get hiccups when I've had what my body thinks is 'more than enough'.

I usually just drink more though and if I puke, drink some more to replace what I lost.
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#16
I hate drunk hiccups. If i'm on a bus ride or train home and i have drunk hiccups, i feel really embarrassed.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#17
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I hiccup after any alcohol though (minus vodka, Never noticed it drinking vodka? idk, maybe I have and didn't notice, either way) like even tequila/whiskey

OH I always burp when I drink tequila lol. doesn' thappen for anything else
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#19
I remember riding drunk on a bus next to two girls and when I started to hiccup their reaction was: ''Ewwww!'', so they went to take another seat
#20
We get hiccups because our bodies require more oxygen (aka we are not breathing enough) so the diagram rapidly contract to force an intake of breath. This happens often when drunk because we are too busy drinking litres of beer and rambling to our friends to worry about breathing. If you do not get the hiccups when drunk then you have a serious problem, as you are probably not drinking enough.

If hiccups last a long period of time (days), it can be a symptom of several serious diseases.
#22
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nah it was fizzy mate


cider
/ˈsʌɪdə/
noun
1.
an alcoholic drink made from fermented apple juice.

You can get fizzy juice and flat cider.
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#24
Quote by RAB11
I hiccup when I eat warm bread, I hiccup after a certain amount of beer. Must be something to do with the wheat.


me too! Crackers as well, weird, have to google why now
#25
Ethyl alcohol (the alcohol in drinks) causes whats called biphasic effect on nerves of tongue, pharynx and diaphragm (generally on respiration). long story short, alcohol irritates nerves, causing hiccups.



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#26
Quote by chop74
We get hiccups because our bodies require more oxygen (aka we are not breathing enough) so the diagram rapidly contract to force an intake of breath. This happens often when drunk because we are too busy drinking litres of beer and rambling to our friends to worry about breathing. If you do not get the hiccups when drunk then you have a serious problem, as you are probably not drinking enough.

If hiccups last a long period of time (days), it can be a symptom of several serious diseases.


hiccups are reflex muscle contractions of the diaphragm. they don't help you get more air. have you hiccuped before? you're not pulling much in in the way of oxygen. it's thought to be a remnant from evolution of amphibian respiration..

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#28
drunk hiccups is some embarrassing shit
chilling in a beer garden and making stupid noises every minute
hasn't happened to me more than twice tho I think
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#29
It's complicated, you need to master the ways of the mantress before understanding the complexity of the hiccups