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#3
I would break/throw things, but then they would be broken when I need them.

Also I curse a lot.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#6
Play heavy metal on guitar and purposlly bash my hands into the strings and yell

Break/burn things in my back yard and laugh like the joker

Watch a funny/entertaining movie/show

Jerk off
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
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#7
Quote by entity0009
Beat my wife


Do you use the palm of your hand or the backhand?

I find the latter is more surprising. It's got that "element of surprise". Also, more dominant.
#8
Shout at people, apparantly. I'm usually good at keeping my calm but I raised my voice at people in work last week, yesterday and today. (Adults not children) It was justified though, I think.
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A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#9
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Do you use the palm of your hand or the backhand?

I find the latter is more surprising. It's got that "element of surprise". Also, more dominant.

The closest empty whiskey bottle I can find
🙈 🙉 🙊
#11
punch walls, punch people, punch the floor, punch my computer.

Shoot guns, shoot bows, shoot crossbows.

Drink.
ayy lmao
#12
Masturbate and drink. Not necessarily in that order.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#14
Masterbate then listen to bad mood
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#15
Quote by entity0009
The closest empty whiskey bottle I can find


I use a full bottle. I take whiskey breaks every five minutes. Once the bottle is empty, smash it over her head, and you know you've beaten her just the right amount.
#16
Play music.
"Dude, am I really thinking or am I, just like, thinking that I'm thinking?" -Bill Nye

CHIMPS>WOLVES

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I don't believe the Big Bang
#17
listen to music, play guitar, smoke, do drugs, cry, write a song about it, eat or sleep
banned
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#25
^like ten marijuanas, maybe 11
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I dont like death
except DETH

Rust in piece, Brennan.

you don't need a license to drive a sandwich.

i crossed my arms and felt like a pretzel named sophie


The universe, man
#26
I've been in a bad mood today. Sadly a £1 umbrella in bad weather = getting saturated.

So I've sat in my room for the rest of the day binging on Twin Peaks. Do I feel any better? Naaaaaaah
#27
i turn that frown around
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#28
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i turn that frown around


Surely you mean upside-down
My God, it's full of stars!
#30
"Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around." -Bill Watterson.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#32
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Surely you mean upside-down

absurdity always makes me feel better

and dont call me shirley
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#33
watch so many tv shows

when i'm truly in a bad mood, i don't feel like doing anything. watching tv shows is close enough.
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#34
Clean and tidy. I clean like a mother****er when I'm in a bad mood, which works out well because when I eventually better, I also have a nice looking apartment.

EDIT: Accidentally a word.
#35
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watch so many tv shows

when i'm truly in a bad mood, i don't feel like doing anything. watching tv shows is close enough.

actually this

it's all i've been doing lately, why is life so shit
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#37
Ignore everybody.

Works a treat.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#38
I insult people on the internet.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#40
Read.
It usually takes my mind off whatever it was had me worked up.
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