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#3
Up and down, just like my boner.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#5
Sell short, because everything goes down in this economy anyway. That is how I made thousands on that game we played. Also arbitrage.

Also you cant predict much in the stock market. It is always flock behaviour and random shocks.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#6
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Up and down, just like my boner.


like a zigzag? get that checked out man
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Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

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#8
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Also you cant predict much in the stock market. It is always flock behaviour and random shocks.


yup, read Fooled By Randomness.
#10
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well you buy and sell stocks and inevitably lose all your money to some rich wanker. hope that helps


****, i wish i could use that word without getting laughed at by my mates. #usaproblems
banned
#11
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****, i wish i could use that word without getting laughed at by my mates. #usaproblems

wut
#12
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But seriously, ask Xiaoxi, he's a master.

I wouldn't help TS gain even a penny

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#14
Essentially, as I understand it, owners of companies sometimes decide to trade them publicly. This means that any John Dick and Harry can become a part-owner of a business, by paying a certain amount of money, which changes according to how much the shares are worth at this point in time. As a part owner of a business they are entitled to dividends- a share of the profits that that business makes.
The values of these share fluctuate according to how valuable they are perceived to be. If lots of people buy shares in a company, the value of these shares will go up, and hence the price of shares will go up. This causes a regular undulation in share values- when the price of a share goes down, more people buy it, which in turn makes the price rise, and then once it's up people decide to sell their shares because they have bought them at a lower price and are now able to make a profit. And then the share prices go down again...
To buy shares you need to register with a provider- your bank will probably do it. They take a share of your profits in return for offering this platform.
Hope this helps.
Also, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tmI867fAYU
#15
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wut


americans can't pronounce wanker or twat without sounding like a wanker or twat
#16
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americans can't pronounce wanker or twat without sounding like a wanker or twat



thank you
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#17
Well my liberal occupy wall street overlords told me that it was invented by evil rich white, racist, homophobic republicans to punish poor people...
Someone is wrong on the internet. Only you can help.

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Stairway is required on any list of anything involving the words guitar or song, I believe Congress amended the constitution in order to put it into federal law.
#19
magic
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#20
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... any John Dick and Harry


It's Tom.

Tom, Dick and Harry.
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#21
I can.


but I cba.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#23
You're supposed to invest your entire life savings into one expensive stock.
#24
Made over $1000 from $10,000 today in a Marketwatch game I'm doing with some friends. I feel like I got the hang of it.
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#25
I don't know, but if you would have invested in Boeing during the past month, you would have made a shit ton of money.

It was around 106 dollars per share about a month and a half ago, and now it's up at 122 dollars.

#ballin
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my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.
#26
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americans can't pronounce wanker or twat without sounding like a wanker or twat

The opinion of a total clueless prick doesn't really matter.
#27
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americans can't pronounce wanker or twat without sounding like a wanker or twat


u wot m8
#29
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Well my liberal occupy wall street overlords told me that it was invented by evil rich white, racist, homophobic republicans to punish poor people...


Yup.
#30
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The opinion of a total clueless prick doesn't really matter.


steady.

every time i've heard a yank say it they make it rhyme with "what"
#31
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I don't know, but if you would have invested in Boeing during the past month, you would have made a shit ton of money.

It was around 106 dollars per share about a month and a half ago, and now it's up at 122 dollars.

#ballin


...modes and scales are still useless.


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#32
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I would be laughing with those massive gains too.
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#34
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those massive gains


...modes and scales are still useless.


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#35
take all your money and put it in the toilet, flush and watch is swirl down. that is the stock market but with less blow and hookers.
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#36
Trade stock options and futures and you'll make a killing. Or get killed, it all depends on how smart you are with those.
#37
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I wouldn't help TS gain even a penny

Don't be like that. You turned my initial 2000 into 15k. Just get him to send you a few grand via cashiers check and get him started on that easy money.
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#39
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Don't be like that. You turned my initial 2000 into 15k. Just get him to send you a few grand via cashiers check and get him started on that easy money.

That is true. TS, I will invest for you for a small lump sum fee of which you transfer to me via Western Union. Thank you and I look forward to your response, friend.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#40
If you want to be safe, invest in something that will never fail, big companies the gov will bail out, just wait for somethign to really **** themselves, then wait for that sweet bail out cash from the taxpayers.
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