Poll: Are you bored
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View poll results: Are you bored
Yes
16 59%
No
11 41%
Voters: 27.
#2
Fap.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
inb4 doge
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The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#8
did sum1 say doge?
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#9
Quote by soundgarden1986
i just found out i need eye surgery and im playing silent hill 3

nah man i aint bored at all

Brookhaven was the scariest shit I've ever seen. You'd think the Stanley Coleman stuff was the peak of it but then you go to the ghost-world and it gets so much worse.
#11
Quote by metal4eva_22
Brookhaven was the scariest shit I've ever seen. You'd think the Stanley Coleman stuff was the peak of it but then you go to the ghost-world and it gets so much worse.


i hate those slurper morons that run around and knock you over (good thing im running hard with the katana), and this damn puzzle
"Pure eyes, blue like a glassy bead —
You are always looking at me
and I am always looking at you.
Ah, you're too meek —
beautiful, unspoiled:
thus I'm so sad, I suffer —
and so happy, it hurts.
I want to hurt you
and destroy myself
What you would think
if you knew how I felt.
Would you simply smile,
not saying a word?
Even curses from your mouth
would be as beautiful as pearls.
I place my left hand on your
face as though we were to kiss.
Then I suddenly shove my thumb
deep into your eyesocket.
Abruptly, decisively,
like drilling a hole.
And what would it feel like?
Like jelly?
Trembling with ecstasy, I obscenely
mix it around and around: I must
taste the warmth of your blood.
How would you scream?
Would you shriek "It hurts!
It hurts!" as cinnabar-red tears
stream from your crushed eye?
You can't know the maddening
hunger I've felt in the midst of
our kisses, so many of them
I've lost count.
As though drinking in your cries,
I bring my hopes to fruition:
biting your tongue, shredding it,
biting at your lips as if tasting
your lipstick.
Oh, what euphoric heights I would
reach, having my desires fulfilled
like a greedy, gluttonous cur.
I longed, too, for your cherry-tinted
cheeks, tasty enough to bewitch my
tongue.
I would surely be healed,
and would cry like a child.
And how is your tender ear?
It brushes against my cheek;
I want it to creep up to my lips so
I can sink my teeth into its flesh.
Your left ear, always hearing words
whispered sweet as pie —
I want it to hear my true feelings.
I never lied, no...
but I did have my secrets.
Ah, but what must you think of me?
Do you hate me? Are you afraid?
As though inviting you to the agony
at the play's end, if you wish, you
could destroy me — I wouldn't care.
As you wish, you may destroy me
— I wouldn't care."


ffs all that for four damn numbers. i do love the mirror room tho. shame brookhaven is so short compared to alchemilla.
#12
I had to look up the answer to that puzzle because reading it made me feel queasy. The way in which you solve it blew me away because I would have never thought of that.
#13
this is the first time ive ever played on hard puzzle difficulty, and the first time im playing it in like five years

i thought that was flavour text at first and walked around for like 20 minutes before i realized im an idiot
#14
Got home from work too recently to be bored.

Also not quite recently to be drunk. But I'm working on that.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#16
Being bored is so dumb

no
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil