#1
Basically he said he'd help me with something I had to get done today. Hes not answering his phone or facebook. How do I make him regret this decision?
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#3
don't be a dick?

Maybe he had something more important than helping you?
it sucks that he couldn't do it, but you sound like a bit of a prick when you say something like 'how do I make him regret it', for someone not helping you...



poke holes in his condoms before you guys have sex
It's over simplified, So what!

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#4
Tell him "YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!"
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#6
I think that's what he's doing right now.
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#7
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That's exactly what im doing.
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#9
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sneak into his house and fart on his pillow

Just take the shit on it.
#11
But, on a serious note, I don't know enough about you and your friends' habits/activities/places that you frequent to really establish a great way to get back at 'em. Next time add some more details. Unless you want random, vague ways to piss someone off...

Edit: The Pit is sure to help you out with this. Some of these people are masterminds with this kind of thinking. I'm pretty sure I'll learn something awesome to do, too.
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#12
un-friend him on facebook, that'll show him
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#13
Being a musician I have quite a lot of experience with people flaking out on me.

I dunno. Why don't you just something or other.
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#14
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That's exactly what im doing.



Well then, mission accomplished. Move on with your life.
#19
wow such friend
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#20
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suck his dick, it's the only solution that will make him regret his decision

But what if he sucks it too well? He's got to make sure the dude doesn't come. Blue ball him.
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#21
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But what if he sucks it too well? He's got to make sure the dude doesn't come. Blue ball him.


i think you've gone too far
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#22
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i think you've gone too far

No, that's the point. You go far, but not too far.
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#23
Shit on or in everything he loves
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#24
Sleep on his car, then when he's nearby wake up and stretch and say who-ho-he-heeoaa didn't see ya there buddy! or some such.
#25
Tell everyone his secrets

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#26
**** his girlfriend/mother/sister/grandmother or all at once.
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#30
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Act like an adult and get on with your life.


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You're no fun.
#32
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I will. Thank you for your permission sir.
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#33
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**** his girlfriend/mother/sister/grandmother or all at once.



This was already on my to do list
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#34
Ejaculate on his bedroom door handle and then close the door so he can't open the door without touching your semen.
#35
Ask him to come over a few days later for something fun, but tell him to tell everyone else that he is going to this other friend, use as an excuse that it is quite illegal but great that you have planned out for him.

Then when you are sure no one knows that he came to your house. ****ing chloroform that bitch, tie him up. When he wakes up, do whatever you like to him. Later on bury the body in a swamp.
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