33-Year-Old Man Spends $100,000 On Plastic Surgery with Hopes of Looking Like...

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#2
That is equal parts hilarious and horrifying.
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Spends all that money and can't even comb his hair the right direction
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In case you're considering that whole "I need to appeal more to preteens" look

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#5
I saw that

I'm happy people like this exist, makes me feel a little bit better about myself
It's over simplified, So what!

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#6
Spends 100,000 on surgery, yet couldn't spare some money to get that acne taken care of


(Unless he's going for JBeib, au natural.)
#9
Waste of 100k, he looks more like what would happen if Macaulay Culkin had a child with Sarah Palin
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His hair is swept the wrong way.

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#13
lol I saw this the other day. He doesn't even look like him

Not as bad as a guy with loads of Miley Cyrus tattoos I guess.
#16
I saw that on Unusual Facts on FB and thought about making a thread on it. It was just THAT ridiculous.
#17
He's got a lot of spots for a 33 year old, or did they add those too?
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I seen this and thought the next day it was a bad dream.
its been said but i'm going to ask it again, where in the **** did he get 100 grand
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#21
Is there anyone you folks would be willing to pay to look like?

I'm sure there are lots of things you wouldn't mind changing about yourself, but would you feel comfortable being modeled to look like another human being?


Idk. I wouldn't want to look like anyone else. If I had $100k to spend entirely on my looks, I'd get a home gym/climbing wall and a sauna and a personal trainer and really amped foods. And probably a super nice juicer. Maybe that's just because I'm not interested in plastic surgery? I'm not opposed to other people getting work done but it's hard to even imagine what I'd want done - maybe a boob job if someone paid me to do it?? I'm sure a tummy tuck wouldn't hurt at some point in my life?? Thinking about those surgeries then based off of someone else's looks just... seems... wat
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Is there anyone you folks would be willing to pay to look like?

Bailey Jay. Real talk.
#24
Unfortunately his eyes will always be blue/too close together
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Bailey Jay. Real talk.

One super hot chick with a dick. It seems less difficult to try to look like someone who is also molding his/herself to look like something else.
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Is the pit gullible this is clearly just made up to drive traffic to the site.

It's on different websites?
#29
Another case of someone with more money than sense

Which begs the question: How do people with no sense manage to get reasonably large amounts of money?
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If someone photoshops the faces the other way round i would be very pleased and claim all credit.
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Another case of someone with more money than sense

Which begs the question: How do people with no sense manage to get reasonably large amounts of money?

1) They are white
2) They are surrounded by other people who care a lot about money
3) They have enough shame that they'll take whatever time/effort is necessary to compensate for that (or to compensate for their lack of sense)


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It's on different websites?


Yes I was referring to huffington post... There is no proof this actually happened.
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Is there anyone you folks would be willing to pay to look like?

I'm sure there are lots of things you wouldn't mind changing about yourself, but would you feel comfortable being modeled to look like another human being?


Idk. I wouldn't want to look like anyone else. If I had $100k to spend entirely on my looks, I'd get a home gym/climbing wall and a sauna and a personal trainer and really amped foods. And probably a super nice juicer. Maybe that's just because I'm not interested in plastic surgery? I'm not opposed to other people getting work done but it's hard to even imagine what I'd want done - maybe a boob job if someone paid me to do it?? I'm sure a tummy tuck wouldn't hurt at some point in my life?? Thinking about those surgeries then based off of someone else's looks just... seems... wat

I mean yeah if it was some stunning dude living in solitude why not

but not for 100k, maybe like $10
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Is there anyone you folks would be willing to pay to look like?

I'm sure there are lots of things you wouldn't mind changing about yourself, but would you feel comfortable being modeled to look like another human being?

I'm content enough with my appearance that I'd not pay any amount to look like anyone else in any way.

I just need to stop being so much of an asshole.
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^ I wouldn't call you an asshole, but as cool as assholes are, there's no reason to limit oneself to a single body part


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I mean yeah if it was some stunning dude living in solitude why not

but not for 100k, maybe like $10

Even if you end up looking like that dude, it's merely a version of you that looks like him... It probably would be more efficient to find ways to chisel or add to what you already have to turn you into an equally stunning dude
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#36
so apparently this guy is a "singer song-writer" himself, so to have $100K in 5 years he must be pulling over $20k a year once you factor out taxes, plus i'm sure he needs money for food too etc, so safe bet hes making roughly $40k a year as a singer songwriter, either that or the bill collectors are on their way to his house tomorrow.

I searched the web for his material but all I could find is reports on his plastic surgery and nothing on his music, anyone have any youtube links etc or anything to his material? I am curious to see what kind of music someone as demented as this would write AND be able to make a living doing so.
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If someone photoshops the faces the other way round i would be very pleased and claim all credit.

I didn't bother polishing it up, since you're taking credit and all.
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^ I wouldn't call you an asshole, but as cool as assholes are, there's no reason to limit oneself to a single body part

Come to think of it, I could use a new asshole.
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#40
I think his biggest problem is that his eyes are like half a centimeter apart.
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