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#1
People were doing this on a comments section of a picture I saw earlier so I thought this could be a mediocre UG thread.

Only rule: It must be about your own country obviously. I shall start the running!

Whenever I hear a stereotype about England, I queue up in the complaints line with a flask of tea and a crumpet.
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#2
You are right bro. England su(sse)x.
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You are right bro. England sux.

Its quite impressive to see that was what you derived from that considering that was never mentioned.

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Whenever I hear a stereotype about Canada, I apologize.

Am I doing this correctly?


That is indeed how it is done!
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#5
Is this a racism thing, I think we've all had enough of that
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Is this a racism thing, I think we've all had enough of that


How...how is this a racism thing? Had I said "Stereotype a race of your choosing", then yes that would be deemed racist. Getting people to stereotype their own country (country and race aren't the same thing), I don't see how that is an issue

@Whoots, thats more like it
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#9
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Is this a racism thing, I think we've all had enough of that

sorry to be rude but i dont think you know what you are going on aboot eh
#10
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sorry to be rude but i dont think you know what you are going on aboot eh


eh bro ur right I should check definitions

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#11
America has great teeth.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


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#15
i find it difficult to be original here.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#18
An earthquake in Russia kills 5000 russians. USA sends medical equipment, Germany sends food, Estonia sends 5000 new russians.

A poor Estonian farmer had a single cow to sustain his family. During a severe thunderstorm lightning stuck and killed the cow.
The poor man was absolutely distraught. He was on his knees, wailing and moaning in the rain and calling for God's justice.
God felt so sorry for the man that he appeared to him, apologized for the "friendly fire" and asked what He could do to make amends.
The farmer thought about the offer and replied:"Kill my neighbor’s cow as well!"

The scene in Matrix, where Neo dodges the bullets in slowmotion. If you catch one of the bullets and look real closely, you can spot "Made in Estonia" written on it.

A farmer and his three sons ride in a horsecart when suddenly and animal crosses the road right in front of them.
20 minutes pass when the first son says: "Guys, did you see the fox?"
Another 20 minutes pass and the second son says: "You dummy, it was a cat!"
After another 20 minutes the third son says: "No, it was definitely a dog."
The farmer turns to his sons and says: "Oh, stop arguin, you sexy estonian boys."

Estonians are often portraid as slow/dumb, sexy/good looking and having a grudge against neighbors. And there are many russians in Estonia.
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#20
I'm not clever enough to make a joke out of it, but apparently we all use skis up here in Norway. Even in the summer!
#21
I'm not even Caucasian and I end my sentences with "eh?" a lot.
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#22
Tarantula spider in my room, not fussed.

Bushfire next door, not fussed.

Holds a racist party and puts it up on facebook, not fussed.
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#23
Whenever I hear a stereotype about Egypt, I overthrow the current gov't.


meh


Whenever I hear a stereotype about Egypt, I can't do anything cuz I'm stuck in traffic.


And sometimes I'll come back from the dead wrapped in toilet paper. Happy?!
#24
Talked to these guys when I was havin' my breakfast beer and bacon... these hosers don't even know aboot hockey eh?
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And sometimes I'll come back from the dead wrapped in toilet paper. Happy?!

That is just factually unsound
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sorry to be rude but i dont think you know what you are going on aboot eh

I'll apologize on his behalf. Sorry
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Yeah this is pretty much it.
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#28
Yeah, I'd bitch about America, but I'm too busy stuffing my face with a deep fried microwave.
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#31
My stereotype would just be laughing at all of the other racially-based jokes you guys have made.

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#32
People made fun of Mel Gibson for playing a Scottish person in Braveheart.

Well, look at him now, an alcoholic racist.
#33
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People made fun of Mel Gibson for playing a Scottish person in Braveheart.

Well, look at him now, an alcoholic racist.

I think you're meant to make your own contributions up yourself.
#34
Every time I hear someone make a joke about Australia I hunt them down on my Kangaroo and throw my boomerang at them.


I tried.
#35
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Every time I hear someone make a joke about Australia I hunt them down on my Kangaroo and throw my boomerang at them.


I tried.

Meh, the thread's concept isn't that great to begin with.
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#36
We are all weedsmoking, clogwearing, pro-choice gay people living in a mill below sealevel.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#38
"Your mommas so fat she thinks the world revolves around her!" "Hey my mom is a proud American!" "I know..."

"God, Guns, and Automob.... oh look a terrorist!!!!" (pewpewpewpew)

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#39
The best pizza, the best food in general, hot girls that aren't twigs, lower rates of school homicide than the UK (and that's with guns, Britfags), the best sports, the best TV, the best Comedians, etc.

Actually, that was all serious and 100% true.
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#40
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The best pizza

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the best food in general.

lel
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hot girls that aren't twigs

double lel
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the best sports

stahp
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the best Comedians

kristen stahp

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