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#1
Hands down guys.

Cards on the table.

I'm not a metalhead. I enjoy a nice heavy riff from time to time, but I'm far from being a heavy metal fan.

I do, however, have many metalhead friends. And let me tell you guys, they can't dance for shit.

If they go to a club or a pub where there's music, they'll just stand there, hardly bobbing their head. I've never actually seen a metal head get funky. Actually, no, I did once, it was horrible. He was moving his body in an awkward fashion. I felt sorry for him.

Anyway, I theorize that metalheads don't have any rhythm, hence they gravitate towards heavy metal because heavy metal has very...let's say, boring rhythm.

Discuss, opinionate, send me love letters, send me death threats, go pit, go.
#2
Most metal heads are white.
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#3
It's over simplified, So what!

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I became about 9001% better at dancing the day I stopped being a metalhead.


In other news, holy shit this might just be your worst thread ever.


Captainsnazz, you disappoint me. Of course it's my worst thread ever. Every new thread I make is the worst thread ever, man. I'm so Zen. Carpe Diem.
#9
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Anyway, I theorize that metalheads don't have any rhythm, hence they gravitate towards heavy metal because heavy metal has very...let's say, boring rhythm.

i would argue that the reverse is true
#10
People dance better at grind gigs though, shit is too fun.
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#12
Dancing is a social activity so yes, they're going to be bad at it
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Dancing is a social activity so yes, they're going to be bad at it


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#14
Quote by Philip_pepper

Anyway, I theorize that metalheads don't have any rhythm, hence they gravitate towards heavy metal because heavy metal has very...let's say, boring rhythm.

Wait wut


Anyone who can't dance in a club is absolutely normal because the music there is absolute crap. I've gotten way drunk in clubs and never ended up dancing so you get the idea. Plus I'm a drummer now so I got incredible rhythm.
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Wait wut



Yea wut. Im gonna smake you peppers
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#17
I'm always too baked to dance even if I wanted to. I'm not a metalhead, but moving my head is all I want to do when it comes to being in motion at a concert. It's a hell of alot better than that "throwdown" shit that people do.
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Quote by Philip_pepper
Hands down guys.
Anyway, I theorize that metalheads don't have any rhythm, hence they gravitate towards heavy metal because heavy metal has very...let's say, boring rhythm.

Discuss, opinionate, send me love letters, send me death threats, go pit, go.


I'm not gonna send you a love letter but i think your theory is pretty inaccurate. Heavy metal does have a rhythm and it's not boring comparing to... i don't know like... RAP??
I heard rappers dance pretty good.

They just don't prefer to dance because you know, dancing is pretty boring.
#19
They suck at literally everything else so why not?
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RIP Dime.

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Hey, man.

Hey.

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Shut up.

I know you don't mean that.

Don't act like we're not something special.

You whore.
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#22
I'm not a "metalhead", but I love Metal, and I can dance like ****.
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#23
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I'm not gonna send you a love letter but i think your theory is pretty inaccurate. Heavy metal does have a rhythm and it's not boring comparing to... i don't know like... RAP??
I heard rappers dance pretty good.

They just don't prefer to dance because you know, dancing is pretty boring.


Hmm. You make a good point.

For a Swede.
#25
I'm a prog head and I can dance in 9/8, 15/16, and 27/32, with class.
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I'm a prog head and I can dance in 9/8, 15/16, and 27/32, with class.


That's cool.

But can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon crunch?
#27
people at hip hop gigs are worse.

either its jumping up and down constantly

or it's a weird shuffling thing in more 'funk/groove/alt' hip hop
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#28
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That's cool.

But can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon crunch?

Used to, and then I turned 5.
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#29
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people at hip hop gigs are worse.

either its jumping up and down constantly

or it's a weird shuffling thing in more 'funk/groove/alt' hip hop


Dude, you gotta be more like me. Stop hating people at hip hop gigs, and just hate everyone instead.
#30
one time i went to a Finntroll concert, and after the show the venue started to play love ballads from the 80s or something, possibly in an attempt to get people to leave. instead people started slow dancing, and it wasn't half bad.
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one time i went to a Finntroll concert, and after the show the venue started to play love ballads from the 80s or something, possibly in an attempt to get people to leave. instead people started slow dancing, and it wasn't half bad.

Same thing happened to me at the Anal C*nt concert.
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Well.

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#39
I still think Phillip is purposefully trying to be Jay from the Inbetweeners.
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