Why would 2 midget squirrels go down to the supermarket to buy 4 XL condoms?

Not sure how to make this not sound sarcastic, but I am very curious.
my riddle was way better than this
It's over simplified, So what!

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Because that's their diner. Everyone knows midget squirrels eat 2 XL condom for lunch.
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They wouldn't

go to bed, TS
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life

But I will always find a way to survive
Because they use them as garbage bags?

Made me think of this:
Klaus buys condoms
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Cause they gonna sandwich your mum
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Because the midgets have big black boyfriends. Bidgets like to get ripped.
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Midget squirrels! Get your raincoats now! All sizes and colours! Every midget squirrel needs a raincoat!

Actually condoms
Because they don't realize condoms come in packs of 3?
Because i asked them to.
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why is whoots banned? honestly more curious about this than the squirrels.
i don't know why i feel so dry