#1
Why would 2 midget squirrels go down to the supermarket to buy 4 XL condoms?
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#2
Why?

Not sure how to make this not sound sarcastic, but I am very curious.
#3
my riddle was way better than this
It's over simplified, So what!

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#5
Because that's their diner. Everyone knows midget squirrels eat 2 XL condom for lunch.
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#7
They wouldn't


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#8
Because they use them as garbage bags?

EDIT:
Made me think of this:
Klaus buys condoms
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#9
Cause they gonna sandwich your mum
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#10
Because the midgets have big black boyfriends. Bidgets like to get ripped.
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#11
Midget squirrels! Get your raincoats now! All sizes and colours! Every midget squirrel needs a raincoat!



Actually condoms
#14
Because they don't realize condoms come in packs of 3?
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#17
Because i asked them to.
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#19
why is whoots banned? honestly more curious about this than the squirrels.
i don't know why i feel so dry