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sashki
Join date: Feb 2005
6,650 IQ
#1
EDIT: Thanks for the Stickiness

Where is Vauxite when you need him?

UG PUMPKIN CARVING CONTEST 2013


The time is once again upon us. The rules are simple: sign up in this thread, PM me a picture of your entry before the deadline, winners will be chosen democratically.

All pictures must include your name and "UG" to prove that it is your own work.

Last year we had two winning entries due to disagreements regarding the definition of a pumpkin. The winners were K'Nuckles and OddOneOut.



Once you've signed up, PM me your entry any time before:
MONDAY 4TH NOVEMBER 2013

I will try to keep this post up to date

List of participants:
1. Sashki ✓
2. AeroRocker
3. Baby Joel ✓
4. sherif20766 ✓
5. DisarmGoliath
6. Toadvine
7. AtaBorMan ✓
8. K'Nuckles ✓
9. Vauxite
10. k.lainad ✓
11. Skynyrd890 ✓
12. Rossenrot ✓
13. Whoomit ✓
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Last edited by sashki at Nov 4, 2013,
JustRooster
Internet Bully
Join date: Jan 2005
7,166 IQ
#2
I can't carve for shit, but I'll bump this for justice.

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Thats too bad, I was under the impression I was arguing something profound

AeroRocker
I'm too old for this ****
Join date: Oct 2007
1,019 IQ
#3
In
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LET'S GO BUCKS
Baby Joel
Join date: May 2008
6,275 IQ
#5
I will apply, only to promptly take myself out of the competition once the deadline comes around.

sherif20766
is teh SeXorRz
Join date: Dec 2006
67 IQ
#6
Count me in!



me^ ^SLASH


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ADRIAN SMITH
DAVE MURRAY
StewieSwan
Decent User
Join date: Feb 2009
5,012 IQ
#8
Quote by progdude93
I don't even get how K'Nuckles won...



Cuz people think they're clever for voting for the obviously awful one in droves.
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DisarmGoliath
Disarms Goliaths
Join date: Dec 2008
1,411 IQ
#9
I'm planning on carving a pumpkin this year anyway (amazingly, I've never ever carved one before in my 24 years of life) so I'll enter.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
Toadvine
Obviously, not a golfer
Join date: May 2010
829 IQ
#10
I have never carved a pumpkin.

I might try this.
"Pain or damage don't end the world nor despair, nor fuckin' beatings. The world ends when you're dead, until then you have more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back."
SaintsofNowhere
Mostly landscapes
Join date: Jul 2008
2,464 IQ
#11
Quote by StewieSwan
Cuz people think they're clever for voting for the obviously awful one in droves.


I thought it was pretty funny.

Johnny_Ibanez
ʎuuɥoſ
Join date: Mar 2009
1,251 IQ
#13
Quote by K'Nuckles
Hey!




If it was a self portrait,
I feel bad for you son.
I've seen 99 pumpkins,
and that wasn't one.
Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
1,793 IQ
#14
Quote by sashki


Last year we had two winning entries due to disagreements regarding the definition of a pumpkin.

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
The_Casinator
No Touching!
Join date: Aug 2008
544 IQ
#15
pump·kin (pmpkn, pm-, png-)
n.
1.
a. A coarse trailing vine (Cucurbita pepo) widely cultivated for its fruit.
b. The large pulpy round fruit of this plant, having a thick, orange-yellow rind and numerous seeds.
c. Any of several other vines of the genus Cucurbita, especially C. maxima or C. moschata, bearing large pumpkinlike squashes.
2. A moderate to strong orange.
3. A kin that predominantly pumps.
4. NOT A GODDAMN WATERMELON
sashki
Join date: Feb 2005
6,650 IQ
#16
Quote by The_Casinator
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4. NOT A GODDAMN WATERMELON

Hey man, the public decided it deserved the honour. Few watermelons get to live the dream of becoming a pumpkin (inb4 affirmative action is racist)
DisarmGoliath
Disarms Goliaths
Join date: Dec 2008
1,411 IQ
#18
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
If it was a self portrait,
I feel bad for you son.
I've seen 99 pumpkins,
and that wasn't one.

Hey, look. Sigs are back.
Eastwinn
through being cool
Join date: Dec 2008
3,131 IQ
#19
Quote by The_Casinator
3. A kin that predominantly pumps.


i don't know why i feel so dry
AtaBorMan
UG's reclusive wanker
Join date: Jul 2009
480 IQ
#20
I'm in, though I can't carve to save my life.
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eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,541 IQ
#22
Due to ever-increasing inflation in pumpkin prices I doubt I can do this, though it seems fun.
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DisarmGoliath
Disarms Goliaths
Join date: Dec 2008
1,411 IQ
#23
Will probably buy one tomorrow after work.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
Vauxite
Oliver.
Join date: Apr 2006
6,364 IQ
#24
Ha. It completely slipped my mind this year. May be in!
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DisarmGoliath
Disarms Goliaths
Join date: Dec 2008
1,411 IQ
#26
Can get a giant one for £3, or two 'large' ones for £3 too
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
K'Nuckles
The president of ass
Join date: Aug 2011
1,885 IQ
#28
Can you yeah? From Tesco? I think I may have to get a bigger one and just use this for soup. I just made up a fairly complicated template and may need the extra room. Good shout!
DisarmGoliath
Disarms Goliaths
Join date: Dec 2008
1,411 IQ
#29
You certainly can, I work for Tesco I'm probably gonna get a giant, and maybe two large for other stuff and as practice, as I've never carved one before
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
K'Nuckles
The president of ass
Join date: Aug 2011
1,885 IQ
#34
I say we should keep the voting anonymous this year, I have a feeling no one will want to vote for me out of principal.
Baby Joel
Join date: May 2008
6,275 IQ
#35
Not a bad idea actually, although of course, it would be impossible to verify if that is actually the user's pumpkin.
Maybe we could send a picture with the pumpkin and the piece of paper with our name and whatever, and sashki just crosses the name out, and then after the voting posts the original picture? I don't know.

Also, I assume we can only post one pumpkin?
K'Nuckles
The president of ass
Join date: Aug 2011
1,885 IQ
#36
Yeah I was thinking exactly the same ^

WCPhils submitted two last year, I was thinking about doing two. I'll be carving later tonight, gotta head out and get a suitable knife.
sashki
Join date: Feb 2005
6,650 IQ
#37
It has to include your name when you submit it. During the voting stage, the names will be blacked out, and the entries will be numbered.

We could try to have an alternative vote, if you prefer.