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EDIT: Thanks for the Stickiness

Where is Vauxite when you need him?

UG PUMPKIN CARVING CONTEST 2013


The time is once again upon us. The rules are simple: sign up in this thread, PM me a picture of your entry before the deadline, winners will be chosen democratically.

All pictures must include your name and "UG" to prove that it is your own work.

Last year we had two winning entries due to disagreements regarding the definition of a pumpkin. The winners were K'Nuckles and OddOneOut.



Once you've signed up, PM me your entry any time before:
MONDAY 4TH NOVEMBER 2013

I will try to keep this post up to date

List of participants:
1. Sashki ✓
2. AeroRocker
3. Baby Joel ✓
4. sherif20766 ✓
5. DisarmGoliath
6. Toadvine
7. AtaBorMan ✓
8. K'Nuckles ✓
9. Vauxite
10. k.lainad ✓
11. Skynyrd890 ✓
12. Rossenrot ✓
13. Whoomit ✓
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Last edited by sashki at Nov 4, 2013,
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I can't carve for shit, but I'll bump this for justice.

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#5
I will apply, only to promptly take myself out of the competition once the deadline comes around.

#8
Quote by progdude93
I don't even get how K'Nuckles won...



Cuz people think they're clever for voting for the obviously awful one in droves.
It was my privilege
#9
I'm planning on carving a pumpkin this year anyway (amazingly, I've never ever carved one before in my 24 years of life) so I'll enter.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#10
I have never carved a pumpkin.

I might try this.
"Pain or damage don't end the world nor despair, nor fuckin' beatings. The world ends when you're dead, until then you have more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back."
#11
Quote by StewieSwan
Cuz people think they're clever for voting for the obviously awful one in droves.


I thought it was pretty funny.

#13
Quote by K'Nuckles
Hey!




If it was a self portrait,
I feel bad for you son.
I've seen 99 pumpkins,
and that wasn't one.
#14
Quote by sashki


Last year we had two winning entries due to disagreements regarding the definition of a pumpkin.

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#15
pump·kin (pmpkn, pm-, png-)
n.
1.
a. A coarse trailing vine (Cucurbita pepo) widely cultivated for its fruit.
b. The large pulpy round fruit of this plant, having a thick, orange-yellow rind and numerous seeds.
c. Any of several other vines of the genus Cucurbita, especially C. maxima or C. moschata, bearing large pumpkinlike squashes.
2. A moderate to strong orange.
3. A kin that predominantly pumps.
4. NOT A GODDAMN WATERMELON
#16
Quote by The_Casinator
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4. NOT A GODDAMN WATERMELON

Hey man, the public decided it deserved the honour. Few watermelons get to live the dream of becoming a pumpkin (inb4 affirmative action is racist)
#18
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
If it was a self portrait,
I feel bad for you son.
I've seen 99 pumpkins,
and that wasn't one.

Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#19
Quote by The_Casinator
3. A kin that predominantly pumps.


i don't know why i feel so dry
#20
I'm in, though I can't carve to save my life.
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#22
Due to ever-increasing inflation in pumpkin prices I doubt I can do this, though it seems fun.
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#24
Ha. It completely slipped my mind this year. May be in!
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#28
Can you yeah? From Tesco? I think I may have to get a bigger one and just use this for soup. I just made up a fairly complicated template and may need the extra room. Good shout!
#29
You certainly can, I work for Tesco I'm probably gonna get a giant, and maybe two large for other stuff and as practice, as I've never carved one before
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#35
Not a bad idea actually, although of course, it would be impossible to verify if that is actually the user's pumpkin.
Maybe we could send a picture with the pumpkin and the piece of paper with our name and whatever, and sashki just crosses the name out, and then after the voting posts the original picture? I don't know.

Also, I assume we can only post one pumpkin?
#36
Yeah I was thinking exactly the same ^

WCPhils submitted two last year, I was thinking about doing two. I'll be carving later tonight, gotta head out and get a suitable knife.
#37
It has to include your name when you submit it. During the voting stage, the names will be blacked out, and the entries will be numbered.

We could try to have an alternative vote, if you prefer.
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