Poll: Cannibalism?
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View poll results: Cannibalism?
Eat it
32 52%
Don't eat it
29 48%
Voters: 61.
#1
If you were in no danger of starvation or under any sort of threat, would you be willing to try human meat?

Let's say that a person died a natural death and lived a healthy lifestyle so they were disease free and relatively "pollutant" free. This person has requested that, in death, their body be prepared by a chef(properly cooked) and served to strangers who were willing to partake. Would you do it for the experience, or would you avoid the taboo?
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#2
No cuz their family probably wouldn't be cool with it even if he/she was.
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#5
We had this exact same thread a year or two ago. Almost word for word.

So probably
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#6
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We had this exact same thread a year or two ago. Almost word for word.

So probably

I probably should have used the search feature, but the idea arose from the "hide the body" thread. Oh well, no harm in a recap of who's willing to eat people.
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#8
No because I wouldn't know how to cook it and I'll get sick and die anyways.
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#9
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No because I wouldn't know how to cook it and I'll get sick and die anyways.
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Nah, I said it would be correctly prepared in the OP.
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#10
people dont already do that?
#11
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Nah, I said it would be correctly prepared in the OP.
Oh.I didn't read that because I got lazy.
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My answer is still no either way. I'm no animal.
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#12
ya

because why the hell not
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#14
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people dont already do that?

I was asking if you, personally, would under the circumstances provided.
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#15
i don't even like meat all that much, so no.
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#17
Three words for you:

Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy.
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#19
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This. But if I was gonna die? Wouldn't happen, there's pretty much always some other critter you can eat.
#20
Read the OP, or the other posts in which I've stated that the risk of diseases from the meat is nonexistent due to the method of preparation.
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#22
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Read the OP, or the other posts in which I've stated that the risk of diseases from the meat is nonexistent due to the method of preparation.
Prion disease is a result of weird proteins, apparently especially if they're the same kind in your own brain. In other words it's a result of cannibalism, has nothing to do with preparation. Probably best bet is to avoid brains and muscle tissue. Just try to eat organs? I dunno. I'd have to be damn near death.
#23
nah

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#25
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Prion disease is a result of weird proteins, apparently especially if they're the same kind in your own brain. In other words it's a result of cannibalism, has nothing to do with preparation. Probably best bet is to avoid brains and muscle tissue. Just try to eat organs? I dunno. I'd have to be damn near death.


^ this.

Also, remember the family with the shaking hands in Book Of Eli? They were cannibals. That much protein from an animal the same species as you are causes all sorts of whacked out shit.
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#26
This is a completely hypothetical situation wherein the circumstances are completely fictional.
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#28
I already have several people willing me their flesh for this very purpose.
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#29
Totally would give it a try. If the guy is already dead and not infected(?), why not? Just for the experience and to see, that it really taste like chicken.
#30
With in vitro meat, I'd definitely try it. Ethically speaking, cultured human meat would be much more justifiable than factory farmed meat.
#32
I'd do it.
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#33
I'd have no ethical problems with eating human flesh, if the person died as you described.
Provided, of course, that it isn't so bad I'd puke.
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#34
She say otherwise.
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#35
I don't think so. It's quite ****ed up, and it would have to be a life or death situation, and even then, it would depend on who it was, like, if it was my brother or best friend, i couldn't do it. Then again, it might be different if i was actually in that situation, and it would be more practical than just letting the body rot and dying of starvation.

Also, isn't there some kind of disease you could get from consuming human blood? I would imagine it would be from having a large intake, and only if it was raw, but still, i wouldn't want to risk it.

EDIT: Strike that last paragraph, someone already answered it. I think the disease is similar in nature to mad cow disease (BSE) that was caused by farmers putting dead cow into the food for the live ones.
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#36
Prions. Google them.
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#38
don't want no ****in prion disease
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