#1
Guys guys have you heard of this band that some people don't like but some people do called protest the hero?

i thought I'd make this amazing thread on a band that some people don't find that special.

It's not a hate thread tho, it's just a thread...


I love making threads don't you know.
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The last was very meh to me. So this is good to hear.


I'm not one of those people that shit's on every other kind of band like this but then claims there's something special and different about this one. They write decent riffs and have a cool vocalist. But they aren't genius songwriters or something.
#9
I am not a fan of their music.

They get a dickton of praise on this site because everyone here loves metal.

This makes me dislike them more.

You made this thread. In the Pit.

This makes me dislike them even more.
#12
Not a fan. Too much chug-chug didley dee-dee in drop D and C followed by very predictable, lackluster guitar solos that don't offer anything inspirational, for me, at least. Sorry that's just how I feel. They're not terrible or anything. Just a predictable bore.
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Not a fan. Too much chug-chug didley dee-dee in drop D and C followed by very predictable, lackluster guitar solos that don't offer anything inspirational, for me, at least. Sorry that's just how I feel. They're not terrible or anything. Just a predictable bore.

They don't play in drop tunings and they don't frequently have guitar solos.
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Not a fan. Too much chug-chug didley dee-dee in drop D and C followed by very predictable, lackluster guitar solos that don't offer anything inspirational, for me, at least. Sorry that's just how I feel. They're not terrible or anything. Just a predictable bore.



It's funny because they don't chug, play in drop-anything, or have guitar solos. It's almost as if you're criticizing a band you haven't even really listened to.
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Not a fan. Too much chug-chug didley dee-dee in drop D and C followed by very predictable, lackluster guitar solos that don't offer anything inspirational, for me, at least. Sorry that's just how I feel. They're not terrible or anything. Just a predictable bore.


Pretty sure you are trolling but even if you do dislike PTH I fail to see how you can call them predictable.
#17
Has no one realised the utter sarcasm of this non-thread?

It was a response to another thread which I felt was just pointless so I made another pointless thread.
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#18
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Pretty sure you are trolling but even if you do dislike PTH I fail to see how you can call them predictable.


As a fan of them. They are predictable. It's not a bad thing, but it's true
#20
Like I said in the short-lived thread this was based on, PTH is like Dream Theater minus most of the reasons I don't like them. And somehow I still can't be bothered to listen to them. Take that as you will. (Disclaimer: I cannot be held liable for buttoppression resulting from taking that in the wrong orifice.)
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Pretty sure you are trolling but even if you do dislike PTH I fail to see how you can call them predictable.

They're predictable in that every song is intolerable shite
#23
The only thing worse than that band are it's tasteless fans.
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As a fan of them. They are predictable. It's not a bad thing, but it's true


I would argue that one of their defining factors is that you never know where their songs will go, they progress in a very interesting and unique way.
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Worse yet are people who insert needless apostrophes into their posts.
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FTFY

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God those people annoy me.
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Has no one realised the utter sarcasm of this non-thread?

It was a response to another thread which I felt was just pointless so I made another pointless thread.


It wasn't a very big thread and the TS has deleted it I think.
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I am not a fan of their music.

They get a dickton of praise on this site because everyone here loves metal.

This makes me dislike them more.

You made this thread. In the Pit.

This makes me dislike them even more.

I can tell you haven't been here in a while.
#29
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It wasn't a very big thread and the TS has deleted it I think.



I felt that that thread was so bad a comment didn't do it justice.


So I made a thread purely on that thread. The intention was to make a crap thread so other people stop making crap threads.

See my logic?
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#30
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I felt that that thread was so bad a comment didn't do it justice.


So I made a thread purely on that thread. The intention was to make a crap thread so other people stop making crap threads.

See my logic?


Is that what Philip_Pepper is trying to do to?
#31
Am I like the only person in existence who thinks they're complete shit?


I've heard a good sample of their songs, they remind me essentially of another band Andromeda but less cheesy with no synths and shit and with a wider-ranged vocalist:



Though they highlight all the negative aspects with Andromeda, mostly being that both bands tend to force "complexity" like a dehydrated person struggling to force out a shit. While constipated.

So many unnessacary instances of obscure time signatures that just sound so beyond retarded. Like it's supposed to somehow "expand" your shitty predictable riff with limited note choice. It doesn't.
#33
Is it weird that I take pride in liking things Ian hates. Like, I think it makes me a more functioning human being since he is such a pathetically useless pile of shitstained fur
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#34
Did you, seriously, make a mirror thread out of a tiny thread from a different sub-forum?

Oh, and I also thought that PTH played some Kezia songs in Drop Db? Divinity Within, specifically.

Also; everything after Kezia is shit.
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Did you, seriously, make a mirror thread out of a tiny thread from a different sub-forum?

Oh, and I also thought that PTH played some Kezia songs in Drop Db? Divinity Within, specifically.

Also; everything after Kezia is shit.

Last I was aware everything they played was in Eb Standard?

Also HAHAHA @ Ian.

The band you posted is bad, and has so little in comparison with Protest.
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#36
Oh look, Ian is being a tool again
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