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im on a bus

its packed full and im surrounded by a large group of loud and obnoxious teenage girls

im stuck here for 5 more hours

help
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#3
You could turn this into a girls gone wild style event.

It may be illegal but that makes it all the more enticing
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#5
Tell them you like bjork then you'll have a connection
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#9
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Grow a pear! ...oh wait sorry I meant to say pair* XDDDD good luck

LOL xd
#12
Show them your boner. It's bound to do something positive for you
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Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

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once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
#13
all they've done for the last hour is talk about instagram and laugh like ******ed hyenas
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#14
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Where the **** are you going on a 5 hour bus journey in Iceland?

This.

If I could close threads I would've after this comment
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#15
Eastwinn is so jealous right now.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#16
Dude, tell em your buff n' hung.
They say when you talk to God it's prayer, but when God talks to you it's schizophrenia.
#17
This could either be the greatest day of your life or the worst. You have the power.
#18
Quote by Seref
This could either be the greatest day of your life or the worst. You have the power.



Today is what separates the men from the boys. Which side are you on Burgery? I'm not talking about the bus either.
They say when you talk to God it's prayer, but when God talks to you it's schizophrenia.
#20
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are they jailbait


He's on a jailbus

Oh god just created a porno...

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I didn't think Iceland was 5 hours long


Given the weather conditions it might be possible.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#21
Ah man, that's awful!

Was on an hour-long train ride earlier right between a set of obnoxious theater academy students and some obnoxious sorority girls. It was painful. But you, man... 5 hours!

But if you can, go talk to them. You don't have to try to ignore them, you can subtly make fun of them and it's got to be at least a little more entertaining than trying to mind your own business.
#22
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Tell them you like bjork then you'll have a connection




Quote by angusfan16
I didn't think Iceland was 5 hours long

Same here.
#23
Nobody ever wants to shell out for noise cancelling headphones but when they're worth it, holy shit are they worth it.
#24
This is the set up for a horror movie and you're the deranged killer.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#26
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Nobody ever wants to shell out for noise cancelling headphones but when they're worth it, holy shit are they worth it.



This is the reason why I've got me some skullcandies.
They say when you talk to God it's prayer, but when God talks to you it's schizophrenia.
#27
Or just be like "Lets bang." Then you bang her.
They say when you talk to God it's prayer, but when God talks to you it's schizophrenia.
#29
Quote by ChucklesMginty
Oh! Here's a good opener.

"Hey girls, wanna use that app that lets people know if they're related so they can bang without accidentally committing incest."


I thought that was New Zealand?
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#30
Quote by frankv
Ah man, that's awful!

Was on an hour-long train ride earlier right between a set of obnoxious theater academy students and some obnoxious sorority girls. It was painful. But you, man... 5 hours!

But if you can, go talk to them. You don't have to try to ignore them, you can subtly make fun of them and it's got to be at least a little more entertaining than trying to mind your own business.

Oh dear god, sorority girls are the worst. I mean, I can deal with the guys because their stories actually have content, but these chicks...
#31
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Eastwinn is so jealous right now.


he'd be too busy crashing the bus from not using his signals properly
#32
Ask them what their favorite books are
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theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#33
Quote by Nickpocalypse
Nobody ever wants to shell out for noise cancelling headphones but when they're worth it, holy shit are they worth it.


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This is the reason why I've got me some skullcandies.


Not exactly the same thing...
#34
Quote by soundgarden1986
he'd be too busy crashing the bus from not using his signals properly



****ing lol
Sail upon the open skies
#35
Quote by soundgarden1986
he'd be too busy crashing the bus from not using his signals properly


...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#36
Quote by ChucklesMginty
Oh! Here's a good opener.

"Hey girls, wanna use that app that lets people know if they're related so they can bang without accidentally committing incest."

I love how this actually exists.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#37
Quote by vintage x metal
Ask them what their favorite books are

Do this.

Then bang them.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#38
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
burg them man

But just the tip

They'll never see it coming

(one is an iceburg joke and the other one pertains to ejaculation)
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#39
Quote by Burgery
im on a bus

its packed full and im surrounded by a large group of loud and obnoxious teenage girls

im stuck here for 5 more hours

help


Have you tried talking to them? Learning more about them? Walk up to one of them, but only engage the one. Force her to leave her seat through crass talk. Smell her seat. Rinse/repeat.
#40
Quote by severed-metal
Have you tried talking to them? Learning more about them? Walk up to one of them, but only engage the one. Force her to leave her seat through crass talk. Smell her seat. Rinse/repeat.



I agree with this, but lets not forget to fap while smelling.
Always fap while smelling.
FapSmelling
Famelling
fmelling
Last edited by UltimateGuizar at Oct 25, 2013,
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