#1
Hey guys

I've got a Halloween party in about 4 hours and I don't have a costume

I trawled the shops and couldn't find anything that wasn't kid's size

what can I make in the next 4 hours?

The only thing that could remotely work I think is a suit + cape + fake teeth for a vampire

any ideas?
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#5
Find a cardboard box you can fit in, wrap it in white paper and draw a door on it and tie something on that can rest on your shoulders and go as a fridge.
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#6
no cardboard boxes

^ ^ lol'd
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#9
Buy a woman's dress.

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#11
i will give you the response I am giving to all halloween costume threads.


be a tampon, people will think you are clever and you will make tons of friends.


I promise.
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#12
go as bethany hamilton. wear a longsleeve shirt, keep one of your arms inside the shirt, and make it look like there's blood where your arm used to be. bam.
#14
Wear a beanie hat halfway down the back of your head and bring an acoustic.

You are now a douche.
#15
Go as a matchstick. All you have to do is be naked and your head will turn red by itself.
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To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#16
Well to do a last minute halloween costume idea, you need to keep it simple.

where a hockey mask
bring a fake machete if you have one or hockey stick
then dress up in old clothes with holes on them
you'll look like Jason Voorhees
Last edited by AwesomeOne3 at Oct 26, 2013,
#17
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where a hockey mask

A baby panda just died because of you.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#19
Button up flannel, worn/dirty jeans, beanie, fingerless gloves(optional), booze in a bag. Even if you have to buy the clothing it's all less than 20 bucks.
#20
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I've got a Halloween party in about 4 hours and I don't have a costume

lol
#22
I know it's too late already, but you could've gone as a streaker.

I consider myself a minimalist.
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I consider myself a minimalist.

Don't worry, I hear you only need 3 inches anyway.
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#26
Why is there no actual halloween costume thread yet? I can't be the ONLY one dressing up, can I?
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#28
just be a dick. its pretty easy if you're already one.
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#30
I forgot I even made this thread

I ended up just getting my gf to put a heap of black make up under my eyes and cheek bones making me look gaunt and did cuts/fake blood errywere

ghouly

if the photos get uploaded to facebook I'll post a few
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#31
I was gonna suggest you go as meta humour.

Basically you print out some gore picture, pin it to your shirt and watch people look at you with disgust throufh your shrek mask.
#32
Get some bed sheets


And go as the KKK
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