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Hey guys, I just wanna ask, have anyone of you ever had a gay music teacher? If so, do you guys mind sharing your experinces? Like, what happened and so on,( and no stupid answers like:"yes I once had, but I quit" ,lets assume you are still staying on, despite the nature of your teacher") I mean, I just wanna know and I'm not asking this for the fun of it. ( and it would be nice if you guys don't make fun of this please).


Thanks,yall.
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#4
Yeah I did. A lot of people would give him abuse, calling him all manner of slurs but he refused to let himself be diminished by it.
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#6
Why does it matter if he's gay, stereotypes (that may not apply) aside?
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#7
Yep the 2 nd lesson we had was on "hammer ons and pull outs"
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Yeah I did. A lot of people would give him abuse, calling him all manner of slurs but he refused to let himself be diminished by it.


I applaud that he took no notice of them, but. I do hope they were suspended. As a society, we need to minimise these attacks against homosexuals. How is not my forte, though.
#10
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Hey guys, I just wanna ask, have anyone of you ever had a gay music teacher? If so, do you guys mind sharing your experinces? Like, what happened and so on,( and no stupid answers like:"yes I once had, but I quit" ,lets assume you are still staying on, despite the nature of your teacher") I mean, I just wanna know and I'm not asking this for the fun of it. ( and it would be nice if you guys don't make fun of this please).


Thanks,yall.

I don't understand, what are you expecting to have happened?

I suspect most stories of people with gay music teachers will be identical to stories about people with straight music teachers.
#11
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For a little while.

He loved long canons.

Gay concerto climaxes are always the best
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#12
I had a gay piano teacher when i was 15. Nothing happened other than him trying to teach my dumb ass to play the piano. Why would you assume something is bound to happen if you have a gay music teacher?
#13
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I had a gay piano teacher when i was 15. Nothing happened other than him trying to teach my dumb ass to play the piano. Why would you assume something is bound to happen if you have a gay music teacher?


Insecure heterosexual males always seem to think that they're so irresistable to homosexuals and that they will inevitably try to wedge it up their butt at some point.
#14
Anyone who says yes is an autodidact

*giggle*
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Yeah I did. A lot of people would give him abuse, calling him all manner of slurs but he refused to let himself be diminished by it.

yay puns
#15
Maybe you're all missing the point and TS is a homosexual and is thinking about teaching but doesn't know if he should or not because of social stigma.
#17
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Gay concerto climaxes are always the best

He got fired for fiddling with minors.
#18
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I don't understand how this could be a major thing to you?

Me neither, in fact it's relatively minor.

The whole scale of this is just blown out of proportion.
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#20
i had a gay music teacher once

he broke my g-string while fingering a minor olololo

ts is a major douchebag
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#22
alright first off, i'm not homophobic nor am i a homosexual so those of you idiots who think i am, can shove it. ( but i love the puns though) second of all, i just wanna know because i myself have a homosexual music teacher now. dont get me wrong, he's a great guy and all, has all the good qualities of a musician and a teacher but, somehow i just get uncomfortable with him at times. and i don't wish to quit as i've learnt alot from him.

alright maybe i should make myself clearer, we're not of the same nationality and with that, it means that i could be mistaking his behaviour as his personality/he might see his behaviour as appropriate from where he's from.

and i mean, for those of you who has the experience, firstly, how did you know he was gay? i didn't think he would just, say it out right? surely there must be something that made you think he was gay.
#23
ts was homophone

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#24
What's the matter op, don't want him sweeping you off your feet?
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#27
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alright first off, i'm not homophobic nor am i a homosexual so those of you idiots who think i am, can shove it. ( but i love the puns though) second of all, i just wanna know because i myself have a homosexual music teacher now. dont get me wrong, he's a great guy and all, has all the good qualities of a musician and a teacher but, somehow i just get uncomfortable with him at times. and i don't wish to quit as i've learnt alot from him.

alright maybe i should make myself clearer, we're not of the same nationality and with that, it means that i could be mistaking his behaviour as his personality/he might see his behaviour as appropriate from where he's from.

and i mean, for those of you who has the experience, firstly, how did you know he was gay? i didn't think he would just, say it out right? surely there must be something that made you think he was gay.

I hate to tell you this, but yes actually you are homophobic.

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#28
Yeah, we used to have 120 beats per minute. He'd pull off my clothes and hammer me on the grand piano.

But seriously TS, has the guy actually said or done anything to indicate and advance on you?
#29
yes. i mean, i'm not sure whats going on, to be honest. like, when we were having lessons, he would lean against me,( i'm sitting on a chair) and just, you know, correct my playing( make sure that the correct fingers were on the correct frets) and i could feel his dick getting hard against my back. but that doesnt happen all the time throughout the whole one hour of course. that's just one of the few things i noticed.
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yes. i mean, i'm not sure whats going on, to be honest. like, when we were having lessons, he would lean against me,( i'm sitting on a chair) and just, you know, correct my playing( make sure that the correct fingers were on the correct frets) and i could feel his dick getting hard against my back. but that doesnt happen all the time throughout the whole one hour of course. that's just one of the few things i noticed.

This sounds more like your fantasy than what actually happened.

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#31
dude i'm just saying what happened. if you wanna be a jackass then you can jolly well **** off. i sure as hell don't need people like you to respond. if you wanna answer, give a constructive response. otherwise, shut the **** up or **** off. nobody needs you.
#34
He has some fight in him, thats probably what his teacher liked about him
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I hit 'em and they stay down
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#35
I got raped in the ass. At least I learned how to play guitar.
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dude i'm just saying what happened. if you wanna be a jackass then you can jolly well **** off. i sure as hell don't need people like you to respond. if you wanna answer, give a constructive response. otherwise, shut the **** up or **** off. nobody needs you.

Wow, what a faggot.


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i'm not fooling around and please, don't respond if you're still "busy cancelling the apocalypse"

lmao

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#39
I don't know if my teacher was gay, I never bothered to ask. Since all he did was teaching me how to play guitar, it didn't seem too relevant.
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I don't know if my teacher was gay, I never bothered to ask. Since all he did was teaching me how to play guitar, it didn't seem too relevant.


He must not have been gay, or you'd have felt his half-chub turning into an full-on opus.
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