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#1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVR8lg1YLuc

So.

The time has come.

It was inevitable.

Two years ago, Hurriance Bawbag led to the destruction of Scottish shores and trampolines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U326Vm3XHFg

Tomorrow, it strikes south of the border. With a vengeance. Enjoy your flooding, ya limeys. You'll start running up north, up the hills, towards the highlands. For the high ground.

But we'll lean down.

We'll whisper in your ear.

And we will say "no".

http://news.sky.com/story/1160250/storm-britain-prepares-for-90mph-winds
#5
yeah that is what england would name a hurricane
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#6
Quote by lolmnt
yeah that is what england would name a hurricane

Sounds more like a Scottish name to me.
#7
Quote by lolmnt
yeah that is what england would name a hurricane


yeah, it's supposed to be like that

The official title of the cyclone is Friedhelm, as named by the Free University of Berlin, which is responsible for the naming of low-pressure systems affecting Europe.[1] In Scotland, the storm was dubbed Hurricane Bawbag, the term bawbag being a Scots word for “scrotum”, which is also slang for an annoying or irritating person.[4][5][6]
#8
Quote by genghisgandhi
can't wait to be all smug going around saying how I've been through a real hurricane.

like sandy was a real hurricane

try andrew in miami bby
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#10
I heard that someone's wheelie bin fell over...

THE HORROR!
"Music snobbery is the worst kind of snobbery. 'Oh, you like those noises? Those sounds in your ear? Do you like them? They're the wrong sounds. You should like these sounds in your ear.'"
- Dara O'Briain
#11
My Mom got me a friggin little gas cooker and some LED lights because she reckons it'll knock the power out. So far so good, seems pretty rough out there, but I've still got 'lecky obviously. For So'ton atleast, it's just shittier than usual weather, but the rest of the UK might not be so lucky atm, I'll have to check the news tomorrow. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for no power outs, then I couldn't make nocturnal ego posts on UG
Vinland, Vinland Über Alles

"Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is create the perfect genetic soldier!"
#12
Quote by lolmnt
like sandy was a real hurricane

try andrew in miami bby

I didn't have power for 11 days = it was a real hurricane.
#13
Quote by lolmnt
yeah that is what england would name a hurricane


yes, yes it is.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#14
Quote by ChucklesMginty
If it kills me IDGAF because I have over 1,500,000 cookies a second on Cookie Clicker.


Could one say that you have a "bawbag" of cookies?
#15
Quote by Morphogenesis26
Could one say that you have a "bawbag" of cookies?


That would be weird.
#16
Quote by ChucklesMginty
If it kills me IDGAF because I have over 1,500,000 cookies a second on Cookie Clicker.

lulz forgot all about that site. atm I have 9,500,000,000,000. shit's addictive.
#19
Quote by lolmnt
like sandy was a real hurricane

try andrew in miami bby

nah man, Sandy ****ing wrecked the Jersey shore
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#20
^and we were better off for it.

Quote by Random3
Dafuq is a bawbag?

A scrotum if you have a speech impediment.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Last edited by snipelfritz at Oct 27, 2013,
#22
Just went and stood in my porch for a cigarette, it's pretty mad out there.
Last edited by Malchius at Oct 27, 2013,
#24
Quote by captainsnazz
It's int south this time so it's more like Hurricane Wasteman.


More like Hurrican Barewastegash you get me?
Vinland, Vinland Über Alles

"Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is create the perfect genetic soldier!"
#25
I heard it was called St.Jude... named after the Patron saint of Lost Causes.


British humour wins through again.
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



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#27
Quote by magnus_maximus
I invented the phrase hurricane bawbag

realtalk

Prove it
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#28
It's not a hurricane, and nobody's claiming that it is.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#29
also I hate phillip pepper because I was gonna make a thread about this later with T Bone Walker's Stormy Monday in the OP
and ask how the weather is affecting our English and Welsh brothers, as a way to cover that I just wanted to post some T Bone Walker
I might still
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#30
Quote by snipelfritz
Lulz hurricanes. Nobody cares




Quote by WCPhils
nah man, Sandy ****ing wrecked the Jersey shore

this. we were completely demolished down here. it was really insane to see the damage in real life and not through a tv screen
You dirty piece of shit, you.

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter
Last edited by iHurricaneGTR at Oct 27, 2013,
#31
Quote by magnus_maximus
how about a nice cup of cease and desist


I'd prefer tea.

Although I have no milk, so in the most British way possible I'm going to have to walk through the rain with a stiff upper lip to queue in my local co-op to buy milk to make tea to drink while I grumble about the weather and then retire to write a piece on Coleridge.

#yolo
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#32
I'm quite disappointed. I love being inside and listening to a big storm. All we've had here so far is some light drizzle
"Music snobbery is the worst kind of snobbery. 'Oh, you like those noises? Those sounds in your ear? Do you like them? They're the wrong sounds. You should like these sounds in your ear.'"
- Dara O'Briain
#34
I hope it makes a detour to TS's house and sweeps him away into the abyss.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#35
Has the queen approved this?
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#37
Quote by Xiaoxi
I hope it makes a detour to TS's house and sweeps him away into the abyss.


You just hate me cuz I'm a flamboyant jew who partakes in public masturbation.

You're a homophobic, jew-hating public wank disagree-er.
#38
That trampoline clip was actually a little funny. Congratulations.

I don't have much to say on the rest though.
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3 ram, nice

#39
Quote by Jackal58
Has the queen approved this?


Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#40
Has public transport given up at the first sign of rain like it used to when I lived there?
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