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#1
Link: http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/


I CANNOT undersell how brilliant this website is. It's loads of shit and awkwardly taken pictures. You NEEED this website in your life.

Post the best pics you have found in this thread. I'll start:



List of reasons why a room would have to contain a bucket and be almost entirely laminated:

1. Bad reasons.



It’s the level of commitment shown here that sets this particular accidental selfie apart from the rest. He even got dressed up for the occasion.


Here we have a rare action shot: A flight of stairs expertly captured by someone in the process of falling down them.


Drinking with my beg-your-pardon?


Having taken this photograph, presumably the agent then barricaded the door shut and denied that this bathroom ever existed.
Last edited by Mistress_Ibanez at Oct 28, 2013,
#5
Fantastic.

Here are some good ones:



"Your own bar? Awesome. Made from the remnants of a Japanese prisoner of war camp? Less awesome."



"Do not terrible photograph include in property listing."
#6
Omg am definitely going to follow this.

I saw a description of a unit near my parents' once which read something like "Used well. Furnished minimally with taste, class, and elegance. No curtain rods/AC/kitchen available. Remnants of pets. Starting $1200 psf, cash only." It's been unoccupied for over 6 years despite the perpetually increasing demand
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#7
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New new favourite:



This property features a fully fitted kitchen, as viewed here by a drunk man lying on the floor.
#9
This is my favorite so far




Yes, this is real. It’s a photograph of what I can only describe as a domestic horse.
#10
When you see it...

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I’m getting a vague sense of animosity from this one. It’s hard to put my finger on exactly why.
#11
^ Haha that one's great


I like this one:



I mean come on. You had all day to close that drawer. And when do you finally snap into action?
#15
I don't get why they're so funny. They're just a little tongue-in-cheek.
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#17
There are some seriously disturbing bathrooms on here
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#18
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I don't get why they're so funny. They're just a little tongue-in-cheek.


I think it's because the estate agents actually put them on their sites.
#19


1. Take a standard bedroom shot.

2. Superimpose stock imagery of a laughing woman.

3. Ask yourself why you thought that was in any way necessary.
#20

A testament to these austere times, this bathroom is constructed entirely from other houses’ dead space, overhang, and stairwells.

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#21
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This property features a fully fitted kitchen, as viewed here by a drunk man lying on the floor.


Whoa, this looks exactly like a flat I used to live in, if it turns out to be somewhere on Bedford Place in Southampton then I might have actually lived there at one point. It was a shared house with students aswell, so the 'drunk man lying on the floor' bit is probably fairly accurate.
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#22
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A testament to these austere times, this bathroom is constructed entirely from other houses’ dead space, overhang, and stairwells.



My God, it's full of stars!
#23


One thing’s for sure, prospective buyers don’t want realistic depictions of available properties. Half-hearted attempts at abstract expressionism. That’s what sells houses.
#24
^ This one almost look like art
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#25
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A testament to these austere times, this bathroom is constructed entirely from other houses’ dead space, overhang, and stairwells.



Haha... To be fair it is an innovative use of space though
#26
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New favourite:



Built in Belfast in 1912, this flat was once famously described as “unsinkable”.


...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#28


In tribute to mime artists the world over, I publish this without comment.


#30
Awesome.

Thanks for sharing this.
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#31
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A testament to these austere times, this bathroom is constructed entirely from other houses’ dead space, overhang, and stairwells.



Is it wrong that I really want to have stairs going up to my toilet now?

I genuinely like the layout of that bathroom aswell.
#32
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Is it wrong that I really want to have stairs going up to my toilet now?

I genuinely like the layout of that bathroom aswell.

I actually really like that bathroom. It's like MC Escher took up interior design.
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#34
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But where do you rest your head while you're in the tub?!

...oh yeah

still love the toilet throne
#35
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...oh yeah

still love the toilet throne


So do I

On closer inspection, I also love how there's a shower head in there but you have to put your head in that tiny little corner box to use it
#37
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But where do you rest your head while you're in the tub?!

On the stairs, obviously
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#38


When I was a child, my favourite fairytale was the one about a front door doomed to gaze down on its original position from an upstairs window.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#39
^ ha! Brilliant.

Also resting ones head on the edge of a tiled stair seems rather uncomfortable. Surely that should have been the tap end...?
#40
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A testament to these austere times, this bathroom is constructed entirely from other houses’ dead space, overhang, and stairwells.


holy shit
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