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#1
Self explanatory lol just jokes about the struggle of being a metalhead

for example:

-keeps one headphone out so he can hear other people
-cant hear the other guitar track

or

-tells "normal" person they like metal
-"normal" person asks if he likes A7X or ADTR
#4
So far, all your posts and threads have been about making fun of stereotypes of people who listen to Metal. Aren't you the same guy that's all, "I've been listening to Metal since I was 7, bro"?
#6
Quote by Morphogenesis26
So far, all your posts and threads have been about making fun of stereotypes of people who listen to Metal. Aren't you the same guy that's all, "I've been listening to Metal since I was 7, bro"?

yes i am. does that mean i cant enjoy humor about it?

besides, its not like these jokes are making fun metal
#13
You were right, you are not making fun of metal. In fact, you're not funny at all. Keep trying and someday you'll be funny.
#14
You guys all suck dick. This thread had potential.
LeakyFlask
You know what would be really sweet? Having a beautiful bird inlaid around the first fret, taking a majestic dump with airborne droppings around the 5th, 7th, 9th frets and so on, with a graceful impact around the 22nd-24th.
#15
Quote by jonathan.keeler
You guys all suck dick. This thread had potential.


Relax man I'm just try to troll him. He can do whatever he want, it's his thread after all.
#16
Quote by jonathan.keeler
You guys all suck dick. This thread had potential.


Potential of what; making internet jokes about Metal from 5 years ago that will end after a few random people, who have never posted in this forum before, post in it? I'm happy with killing a thread that has that sort of potential.
#20
Quote by BL1NDSIDE-J
Joking in metal is not allowed sir, please return to your seat.

oh really? then explain the following:

-psychostick
-strapping young lad/devin townsend
-anal ****
-forced abortion
-12 foot ninja
-gwar
-tenacious d
-anthrax's song "im the man"

and probably a lot more. i just dont feel like looking up a ton of metal that actually has a sense of humor, unlike you

Edit: also, system of a down has a great sense of humor
Last edited by pAWNlol at Oct 28, 2013,
#21
Quote by Kytokinesis
It's this kind of thing that gives us metalheads a bad name.

this is exactly what i said on the last thread these humorless assholes tore to shreds
#22
Quote by Metal_Head1
Hahaha, oh man...
Really though, we've seen enough of those captioned photos of the guy in the SOD shirt or whatever the hell this was supposed to be.
Go listen to metal.

so youre basically telling me to do something i do almost every day

kcoolthnx

now, go develop a sense of humor
#26
Quote by Metal_Head1
You don't have to prove it to me.
Prove it to yourself.

Do you win the brilliant victories & the golden glories?
Do you keep on running to the immortal future?
Forever? And never ending in the hell?
Is heavy metal your way?

well then what was the point of that last comment?
#31
My God this thread is such useless shit. This is a forum to talk about bands, not make incredibly stupid/childish (not to mention bad) jokes tantamount to spam. Take it to The Pit.

Has anyone reported this garbage yet? Mind if I report it again?
Who are you? The prince of darkness? Don't you have any friends?


#32
Quote by Kytokinesis
My God this thread is such useless shit. This is a forum to talk about bands, not make incredibly stupid/childish (not to mention bad) jokes tantamount to spam. Take it to The Pit.

Has anyone reported this garbage yet? Mind if I report it again?

you sir are an asshole. you could have just said "this doesnt belong here, id recommend posting it in the pit"

but you have to go and report it. im trying to have innocent fun with people i thought i would consider brethren (the way metal should be), but you just waltz on up and butt**** my hopes and enjoyment

at least spit on it before you decide to butt**** my hopes and enjoyment
#36
Walk to work is 15 mins long.
Not enough time to listen to favorite song.
LeakyFlask
You know what would be really sweet? Having a beautiful bird inlaid around the first fret, taking a majestic dump with airborne droppings around the 5th, 7th, 9th frets and so on, with a graceful impact around the 22nd-24th.
#37
No one can read my band logo.

Wants to headbang
wears glasses

20 band shirts
1 pair of jeans

girl asks what song i'm listening to
Cannibal Corpse - addicted to vaginal skin

Like too many bands to have a patch for each on your jacket.
LeakyFlask
You know what would be really sweet? Having a beautiful bird inlaid around the first fret, taking a majestic dump with airborne droppings around the 5th, 7th, 9th frets and so on, with a graceful impact around the 22nd-24th.
#38
Get in to metal
The only good metal bands are racist
Become a national socialist
Blame the Jews for everything
Alienate all your liberal friends
#40
Not so much a dream theater fan, but similar bands. I found a lot that seem to dream theater better than dream theater, dream theater. If you follow that, Try haken and watchtower.
LeakyFlask
You know what would be really sweet? Having a beautiful bird inlaid around the first fret, taking a majestic dump with airborne droppings around the 5th, 7th, 9th frets and so on, with a graceful impact around the 22nd-24th.
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