#1
If your son was at home crying all alone of the bedroom floor, 'cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
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#2
Wonder why on Earth I have a son with that economical situation. I would've sold the sod by then.
#3
what a stupid question




#6
What's the big deal?
Sleeping with someone should be a no brainer, if he snores just use earplugs.
It's not like your having sex with the guy.
#7
Well obviously I'd do it cuz I'm not a fucking discriminatory vagina supremacist
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#8
Not sure if everybody hasn't heard that song, or just trollin' TS...

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#9
Put the child up for adoption
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#10
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Not sure if everybody hasn't heard that song, or just trollin' TS...

Is his daddy gone?



You're acting like you're the only one with a baby.
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#11
I'm nothing special, but I'm sure I could make some money from some cougars wanting to try some kinky stuff well before I needed to sleep with another male.
#12
Or I could murder the man and take all his money.

Then if any one asks, he was trying to rape me

It's the perfect crime
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life

But I will always find a way to survive
#14
i doubt it would ever get to the point where i wouild have to sleep with a man for money to buy food
seriously alot of things would have to go wrong parents dead freinds hate me or dead wife dead no social services to help id have a dead garden inability to steal/hunt food and this would have to be going for a loong time for him to be that hungry i just cant see myself failing THAT badly as a parent in the US
#17
I'd walk outside into town, I'd ask people if they had spare change. By the end of the day I'd buy some dollar menu burgers from McDonalds and feed his whiney ass.
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If your son was at home crying all alone of the bedroom floor, 'cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?


This question is so hypothetical that it has to be real. Have sex with the man for money, you'll gain a financial companion in the process. Hope this helps!
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#22
At least you wouldn't be sleeping with him for nothing. That would be gay.
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#24
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This reminds me of the cracked list of ridiculous shit people got caught prostituting themselves for like a McDonald's hamburger.
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This reminds me of the cracked list of ridiculous shit people got caught prostituting themselves for like a McDonald's hamburger.
You've clearly never had a McDonalds hamburger.
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#26
Clearly, neither had the person who sold their body for one.
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#28
I want to eat a chicken nugget out of some chick's cooter.

I'd have her dip it in the sauce first too.

What was this thread about again?
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#30
Get a cheap fishing pole, and fish. If you can't afford one, you can just use cheap fishing line and a hook. Or you could learn to trap animals, don't know how? Public libraries are free, I'm sure you could find a book that shows you how. While you're in your learning curve you could get enough food to survive from a soup kitchen or something.

Worst comes to worst you could always chop your arm off and feed it to him, all better choices
#33
Do I just have to sleep with him or does it come with fixins?
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#34
By sleeping with another man, will i be the giver or the receiver?

That's critical information
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#35
i'd wake up from the nightmare i was having.
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