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#1


ok but seriously my anus is bleeding help
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#6
Isn't that how you know it's clean? You keep wiping till it's red.
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Naedauuf for president people.


#7
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Isn't that how you know it's clean? You keep wiping till it's red.

pretty much, but this time theres too much red
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that gif oh my ****ing god what the ****ing hell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ
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Your next shit might be painful....

fun fact, this sudden outburst of intense rectal bleeding was indeed caused by an immensely painful dump
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Last edited by Burgery at Oct 30, 2013,
#8
Pics or it didn't happen.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#9
remember kids give don't take
#10
That whole video is a goldmine. I will watch it from time to time for kicks and giggles.

If it is that bad you should obviously consult a medical professional though.
#11
It happened to me a while ago. I took a dump so monstrous it was like giving birth to an African flid.

It was like, exactly the same.
#12
Watch from 1:50

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBO8G6BMpWg

It's just a part of becoming a man.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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#15
just push it to the back of your mind and pretend it never happened.

that's what i did and i'm not dead yet.
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#16
burgery please

this is so like 2005
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#17
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just push it to the back of your mind and pretend it never happened.

that's what i did and i'm not dead yet.

top notch medical advice
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#23
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I hear that doctors have a treatment for that.

A buttplug isn't a treatment
#24
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A buttplug isn't a treatment

your doctor sounds fun
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#27
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Did you just wipe too much?

im not talking about some pansy little sore on my ass bro. i went to the toilet completely clueless with the intention of taking a mildly uncomfortable shit as usual. little did i know, there was a great big uber-dense orb of shit lodged in my rectum blocking a sizable amount of silky diarrhea.

it tore my anus apart
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#30
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Dr. BigCock isn't an actual doctor, hate to tell you.

You may joke, but I've seen his credentials and they are very much legit.

At least that's what he calls them.
#31
I saw that showed that clip as part of mock 'previews' at the beginning of 'It's Such a Beautiful Day' trilogy at the cinema a few weeks ago.


that film was so wtf.
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#34
I hope this thread isnt related to the "girls on a bus" thread
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
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#36
Shit while crouching on the toilet seat. It's less demanding on your rectum. Nr. 1 tip for anyone with roids. But keep in mind, the splash can be a lot more intense because of the increased height so you need more cannon fodder in the toilet.
Last edited by MetalMullet at Oct 30, 2013,
#37
I'm reading this as I shit and it's definitely the worst part of this awful day
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#38
ive shit a lot of blood in my lifetime

if it is bright colored, probably just hemorrhoids

if it is dark, seek medical attention immediately
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#39
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Lol eat more fiber dude. What you put into your body is what you get outta it

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