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#1
Halloween son. Share creepy real stories about people trying to break in to your place, following you home etc.
#2
Someone knocked on my door today. They were trying to deliver a parcel.


I didn't open the door though, because that's what they wanted me to think.
#4
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Someone knocked on my door today. They were trying to deliver a parcel.


I didn't open the door though, because that's what they wanted me to think.

yeah, you can't be too sure when they say, "I've got a package for you"
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#5
It was a cold and stormy night. Around 11PM, I heard a knock on my door.

I nervously peered through the looking glass, and could see only a shadowy figure that looks as if there were appendages extending out of its head.

Against my better judgment, I opened the door anyway.

It turned out to be just a really hot chick who was wet from the rain. Her car broke down nearby.

We banged.

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#6
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It was a cold and stormy night. Around 11PM, I heard a knock on my door.

I nervously peered through the looking glass, and could see only a shadowy figure that looks as if there were appendages extending out of its head.

Against my better judgment, I opened the door anyway.

It turned out to be just a really hot chick who was wet from the rain. Her car broke down nearby.

We banged.

That's beautiful.
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#7
people don't try to break into my house.

they try to break out of it.

all have failed so far.

anyone care for a challenge?
ayy lmao
#8
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It was a cold and stormy night. Around 11PM, I heard a knock on my door.

I nervously peered through the looking glass, and could see only a shadowy figure that looks as if there were appendages extending out of its head.

Against my better judgment, I opened the door anyway.

It turned out to be just a really hot chick who was wet from the rain. Her car broke down nearby.

We banged.

That was actually me.

Consider yourself trapped.
#9
So i was with ur honey and were making out wen the phone rigns. i anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" i tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded".


THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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#10
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So i was with ur honey and were making out wen the phone rigns. i anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" i tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded".


THEN WHO WAS PHONE?




ayy lmao
#11
Someone knocked on my door and asked for pot. I said I didn't have any. Then, I called the cops on them.

Scary as fuck, right?
#12
One time I was walking down a dark street and there was a misty drizzle in the air. As I casually walked, taking in the scent of dew, I came upon an unnerving aural disturbance. There were heavy footsteps clanging in a screeching and tempestuous sound, behind me, matching my pace. I turned slightly to see a hint of the creature in my peripheral and only saw a hulking, faceless 7 foot shadow. I began walking briskly towards my home and the solid metallic beat of his steps began beating at a higher tempo than the soft defenseless beat of my own feet.

My skin tensed up and my vision tunnelled toward the front gate of my residence. The gate seemed to grow ever more distant the more I focused on reaching it. My speed now was such that the wind roared past my head in a way I would take joy from in gentler times, but as the gusts grew louder and louder it was steadily being overpowered by the sound of heavy draws of breath from the specter in pursuit and the racketing metallic crash of it's strides.

I passed through my gate, only the final step of my door obstructed me from sanctuary and all the relief it would bring. As I fumbled with my keys, stabbing aimlessly at the lock, I froze. It was there now, glaring at my very essence from behind me. I turned to face my doom and saw it as it dropped it's hood back, wiping the moist dew of sweat and rain from its grimace , and knew what my fate was to be this night, and he spoke as thus:

'Hi Orson, you rushing to the loo as well?'

'Hi Al, yeah. Shitty weather today, huh? Oh by the way, you might have nail stuck in your shoe from work again'

'Probably, should really sweep that warehouse, thanks'

We nodded to each other swiftly in acknowledgement and departed to our respective homes and rushed to the amenities they held.
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#13
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Someone knocked on my door and asked for pot. I said I didn't have any. Then, I called the cops on them.

Scary as fuck, right?

Narc
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#14
My cousin was spending the night one time when we were younger, and we were up fairly late playing video games (probably Goldeneye). It was maybe 1am, and someone knocked on my back door, which happened to go into the room we were in. Needless to say we ran as fast as we could upstairs to my bedroom. I think we were up there for about 30 mins before we had enough courage to go back down.


Never did find out who it was, or what they might have wanted.
#15
Supposedly my brother opened the door once at night and a little ratty kid just kinda scurried off our porch
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#16
Last week this black kid knocked on my door and talked to me about buying magazines from him for like 10 minutes. It was truly terrifying.
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#17
One time these charity people were approaching my driveway just as I was going in the front door. They saw me go in and knocked at the door about 30 seconds later. I didn't answer.

#PureIgnorance
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So i was with ur honey and were making out wen the phone rigns. i anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" i tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded".


THEN WHO WAS PHONE?


Stepdad
#21
I was reading a bunch of creepypasta one night and upon my first time ever reading The Rake my cousin knocked on my window literally two seconds after I finished it. I never moved as quickly in my life as I did to get to the light switch.
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#22
The scariest thing in this thread is the acknowledgement of the fact that people consider marijuana criminal.
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The scariest thing in this thread is the acknowledgement of the fact that people consider marijuana criminal.


On average 4782 people are killed every day by od'ing on marijuana.
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#24
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The scariest thing in this thread is the acknowledgement of the fact that people consider marijuana criminal.

Although it shouldn't be (nor, imho, should any other drug be criminal either), the fact is marijuana is illegal. I personally believe no recreational drugs should be illegal, for the reason that people should be free to use any drug, regardless of whether it's a smart idea or not. In other words, people should be free to be stupid.
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On average 4782 people are killed every day by od'ing on marijuana.

The ones who live turn homosexual. It's a scary place out there.
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#26
My mum got woken up by what sounded like knocking on our front door in the middle of the night a few months ago. turned out to be 4 men who had broken in. they ran out with my handbag after my mum screamed at them. It was a pretty nerve wracking night.
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#27
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Although it shouldn't be (nor, imho, should any other drug be criminal either), the fact is marijuana is illegal. I personally believe no recreational drugs should be illegal, for the reason that people should be free to use any drug, regardless of whether it's a smart idea or not. In other words, people should be free to be stupid.

What i don't get is how the anti pot politicians don't get that selling weed will get some serious money for the government.
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What i don't get is how the anti pot politicians don't get that selling weed will get some serious money for the government.
Also we could release a lot of non-violent offenders from jail and use our tax dollars for something like, I don't know, the education system. It's not like growing a plant that can produce 30k textile products would create a job market or anything either. Why would we want a cheap alternative medication when we could spend hundreds of dollars on prescriptions?

This is a whole other topic, though.
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#29
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Also we could release a lot of non-violent offenders from jail and use our tax dollars for something like, I don't know, the education system. It's not like growing a plant that can produce 30k textile products would create a job market or anything either. Why would we want a cheap alternative medication when we could spend hundreds of dollars on prescriptions?

This is a whole other topic, though.


I was actually hoping the political fanatics here would hijack the thread, because that would amuse me.
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#30
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevermore.'

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels name Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
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I was walking home from a party one night and I was being followed by two shadowy figures. It creeped me out because I was alone and it was raining a little bit. I turned around and it was these two girls who asked me if there was an after party, so I said yes there was.

I took them to a hotel room and had sex with them both.
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I was walking home from a party one night and I was being followed by two shadowy figures. It creeped me out because I was alone and it was raining a little bit. I turned around and it was these two girls who asked me if there was an after party, so I said yes there was.

I took them to a hotel room and had sex with them both.




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#34
Quote by Nelshizzle
I was walking home from a party one night and I was being followed by two shadowy figures. It creeped me out because I was alone and it was raining a little bit. I turned around and it was these two girls who asked me if there was an after party, so I said yes there was.

I took them to a hotel room and had sex with them both.

It better not be the same chick that was with me

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#36


Shit myself at first, however the main dude was quite nice and very polite so he got a sweet and they left
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#37
When I was 9 or 10 years old, I heard the door bell so I went to check who it was. It was the mailman. I wasn't expecting anything so it was a bit strange. Anyway, he said he got a package for me. I got really happy because I've always loved surprises. Then he added, a big package.

*unzip*

#38
Oh is Halloween today? I forgot.


Apartment in commercial area, third floor, ain't no kids gonna be knocking my door,
#39
Prolly just Saint Nicolas.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#40
Quote by angusfan16
So i was with ur honey and were making out wen the phone rigns. i anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" i tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded".


THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

sorry man phone was me i am father
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