#1
It's not all doom and gloom we found dolphins

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/world/19622815/new-dolphin-species-discovered-off-north-australia/

proof that not everything is deadly in Australia

so this means it's practically safe to visit now
It's over simplified, So what!

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#2
Looks like regular dolphins.
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It's only a matter of time now that something not murderous has turned up that the rest of the country's wildlife murders the entire dolphin population.
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Dolphins are fantastic killers and rapists. Try again.
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Dolphins: one of the only animals known to commit inter-species gang rape. These cunts are your example of the benevolence of your country's native wildlife?
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Looks like regular dolphins.


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buuuutttt not to humans
It's over simplified, So what!

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It's only a matter of time now that something not murderous has turned up that the rest of the country's wildlife murders the entire dolphin population.

dolphins just don't pop up randomly without stepping over a few bodies. just sayin
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It could happen...
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It could happen...


godammit dolphins I thought we were cool man

we could have done so many great things together D:
It's over simplified, So what!

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#13
I went sea kayaking about this time last year and about 10 of them came up alongside us and were like darting around us and looking at us and nudging the kayaks and stuff. I touched ones fin and he like rolled over and looked at me and shit. They hung around us for like 30 minutes and we could here em talking and shit it was epic. One of them kept flicking my mates paddle out of the water with its head. It was gorgeous.

I love these things man
#14


Well its about time.

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#16
Twist: they're actually zombie dolphins with a thirst for human blood


Also they're automatically poisonous because they're in aussie
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Criminals and ******ed monkeys. The whole lot.
#21
Australia, where it's apparently totally ok (with Australians, that is) to throw a party and have everyone come in black face! /zing
#22
I still don't get the hoopla over the Australia blackface thing...


Maybe It's Always Sunny has desensitized me to it.
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Australia, where it's apparently totally ok (with Australians, that is) to throw a party and have everyone come in black face! /zing

hey, we had black face people on TV a few years ago and there was a mild uproar,


at the American dude who was offended by it, pussy
#24
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Dolphins are fantastic killers and rapists. Try again.


They'd fit in with the rest of the criminal population then.
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hey, we had black face people on TV a few years ago and there was a mild uproar,


at the American dude who was offended by it, pussy

Wow, you're a pos.
#26
They're probably still venomous

Or they shank you with driftwood or something
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#27
C'mon, Australia doesn't need to be redeemed it's an awesome country and only been there 10hr and just in Sydney...maybe was the jet lag or the drugs...don't know but it look awesome.
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hey, we had black face people on TV a few years ago and there was a mild uproar,


at the American dude who was offended by it, pussy


yeah blackface in australia is pretty much tradition now
It's over simplified, So what!

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#29
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C'mon, Australia doesn't need to be redeemed it's an awesome country and only been there 10hr and just in Sydney...maybe was the jet lag or the drugs...don't know but it look awesome.


what kind of fackin layover is in australia what the shit it's not close to anything unless you were going to new zealand and who wants to go there? no one

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what kind of fackin layover is in australia what the shit it's not close to anything unless you were going to new zealand and who wants to go there? no one



Lol New Zealand is the best country.

Also Australia is a stop over on the way to all the Pacific Islands if you're coming from Asia/Europe. Sydney would also be a major stop over from flying to Western Australia from America given that it's another 4 hour flight away.
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what kind of fackin layover is in australia what the shit it's not close to anything unless you were going to new zealand and who wants to go there? no one


I lived in NZ so when I came back to my country I had to stop in Australia. (as jambi_mantra said)

And NZ it's awesome.
#33
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Australia still not vindicated
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Australians frequently participate in gang rape.

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#35
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buuuutttt not to humans

There actually have been reports of dolphins raping humans, and attempting to kill them.
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#36
I can't wait for them to do a physical exam on one when it dies and find fangs with venom glands.
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