#1
It's fuckin time for an aussie party!
I got you something to remember WA



Some chicken treat


But that's also kind of a shit gift so I also got you a carton of teds



alright alright now settle the fuck down everyone, don't get too rowdy.

Place your gifts on the table here and the kegs are in the back room
It's over simplified, So what!

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#2
Happy birthday

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alright alright now settle the fuck down everyone, don't get too rowdy.


Edit: woops sorry, it is your birthday strait-jacket and I am happy for you
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#4
happy birfday. i got you this straight jacket. cannibal included. honestly, i just don't know what to do with the guy

#6
happy burfday bro
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#10
Happy Birthday!

I got you a nice bottle of vintage Porto wine, from my region:
(notice the attention to detail, the wooden box itself says "Happy Birthday")

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#11
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Have I been reading too much Freud, or..
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#13
Happy Birthday
I got you this

It's a wheel. Now you can stop flailing around on that retarded unicycle and ride a bicycle like a normal person.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#14
Happy Birthday bro, I got you an absurdly large picture that might seem all too familiar.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#15
yayyyy, I fell asleep for my own birthday thread.


and rawsh, I got dumped the day we did that thread, 15th of february.

damn I still know the exact date.
Last edited by strait jacket at Nov 2, 2013,
#16
Happy getting-old-day.

Here, have some scooby snacks

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#17
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yayyyy, I fell asleep for my own birthday thread.

you're just fashionably late to the party that never ends
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#18
Yo yo shout out to my man straight jacket
Not just his birthday but erry day he runs the hunney racket
See him on the street and you'd think he's nice, not a git
He'd probs help you find that jacket you like, if he worked at target

Uhhhhh happy birthday m8
#20
bump because I want this thread on the front page until at least noon.
thanks guys, oh and...
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#21
Happy birthday man!
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Happy Birthday bro, I got you an absurdly large picture that might seem all too familiar.

I too, got you a large image. It was originally posted by sam b, but I'll post it on his behalf.

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#22
that's quite a big picture

since your here i must once again wish you a very joyous birthday mr jacket, youre a good dude
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#23
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Happy Birthday!

I got you a nice bottle of vintage Porto wine, from my region:
(notice the attention to detail, the wooden box itself says "Happy Birthday")



Mmmm my grandfather bought me a bottle of that stuff for my birthday. Shit's ****ing cash, yo. (I doubt it was the same vintage, but it was Porto. like 20%, thick, sweet, mmmmmmmmmmm)

maybe my favorite port.
#24
Oh Joshua your picture's so big!


I damn sure hope you read that in a female porn star voice
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#27
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Mmmm my grandfather bought me a bottle of that stuff for my birthday. Shit's ****ing cash, yo. (I doubt it was the same vintage, but it was Porto. like 20%, thick, sweet, mmmmmmmmmmm)

maybe my favorite port.

Since i live in the region the Porto wine is produced, i get it pretty easily.
And there's always those people you know that are producers, and they kindly give you a nice bottle every now and then.
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