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#1
With technology getting better every year, how many of you would trade a limb or an organ with a new, better mechanical version?

Given the chance, I'd be first in line for the new designer leg set and matching arms. Maybe even grab a pair of the 20x magnification eyes.
#3
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Pneumatic knob, my friend.

Pneumatic knob.



My god......


....think of the possibilities......
#5
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With technology getting better every year, how many of you would trade a limb or an organ with a new, better mechanical version?

i dont see why anyone would be opposed
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#6
Maybe not arms, but bionic legs would be dope.
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#7
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Pneumatic knob, my friend.

Pneumatic knob.

I don't need any help in that department
#8
i'd get new eyes, because mine are myopic as ****
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#10
can't wait to replace my brain
It's over simplified, So what!

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#12
I don't think I'd get anything unless I needed it.

The thing that I do want is a new ear, because one of my ears is deaf.
#13
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can't wait to replace my brain

I seriously want to be part of the first generation to make a functional brain artificially.

I'm not smart enough to actually do it myself, so I'd probably like take out the trash of the guys who do it, or give them tuggies so they don't have to stop programming to do it themselves.


What's more weird than that is "tuggies" is an accepted word in my Google Chrome
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#14
what the hell is a tuggie


and yeah dude,having an artifical brain would be ****ing awesome
It's over simplified, So what!

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#15
a handjob

come on you should've been able to guess that
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#16
shit I'm slacking

I stayed up all night last night and i'm tired

that's my excuse and i'm sticking with it!
It's over simplified, So what!

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#17
i got them confused with Huggies, i thought you wanted them to not have to get up to go to the bathroom
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#18


Torso/heart n' stuff for sure. I'd rather have a heart that can be mechanically repaired. I've thought about this a lot because of the movie Transcendent Man and when it comes down to it, mechanical stuff is just better. The only thing you can't/shouldn't do is the brain. It is vital that the brain remains in tact how I want it.
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#20
I'd just like to clarify as a systems neuroscientist: a great deal of NIH grants go towards reverse engineering the pneumatic knob/penis. Let's make it happen, America.
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#23
replace my spine pls
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#24
I never asked for this
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#25
I'd get a mechanical, musical sphincter for shits and gigs.


Badum tssss
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#26
It depends on if it's foolproof. I wouldn't want to have an operation to replace my limbs or spine only for something to go wrong and end up crippled for life in some way, or for something to malfunction after a year or so resulting in my body ripping itself apart or something.

If it's completely safe, i think it would be pretty cool to have augmented sight and maybe hearing, so that i can hear and see frequencies and colours that i wouldn't usually be able to see. That would be pretty insane.
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#27
Mechasack.

Just imagine the tech. New balls, placed on a gravitational steel sack to make sure the testes have their own orbit. Then, when the love machine juice is fermented and spewed, it shoots out at mach speeds of 69,000 kilometers a second. The pressure would be well over 2000 pounds, almost similar to a headbutt to the face.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#28
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Mechasack.

Just imagine the tech. New balls, placed on a gravitational steel sack to make sure the testes have their own orbit. Then, when the love machine juice is fermented and spewed, it shoots out at mach speeds of 69,000 kilometers a second. The pressure would be well over 2000 pounds, almost similar to a headbutt to the face.


Given the surface area that the semen would hit, though, I think you'd end up bifurcating any partners.
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in before totally new racism occurs into a new world war.

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#30
New hips and legs would be nice, or eyes. Eyes would probably my priority, since my legs still do alright on their own.
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#31
assuming you could get a bionic heart and brain you can basically live forever as long as you keep things maintained right? though eventually you'd have to replace other stuff too but yeah

i'd do that

then kill myself to be ironic
#32
Quote by Burgery
i dont see why anyone would be opposed

Play Deus Ex Human Revolution. Some great thinking going on in that game.

EDIT: Also obviously my first thought was robo-****, which I see has already been mentioned. Fantastic.
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#34
They aren't the original Bionicles.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#36
Quote by AnAngrySquirrel
Think you'll find they are bro.


Except they're not, they have different bodies and limbs. Sort it out.
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#39
Oh shit man i had the green one and ma bro had the red one
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I hit 'em and they stay down
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#40
Bionicles

I had a Bionicles game on my GBA. I never knew wtf was going on.
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