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#1
So, I got home at about 2:00 this morning, walk into my room and my neighbor was sleeping in my bed. Apparently she had broke in through the door that leads to a patio connected to my room. What the fudge am I supposed to do about this?
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#2
Yeah, women are breaking your doors down just to get into your bed. You sure have it rough...


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#3
Quote by JamSessionFreak
Yeah, women are breaking your doors down just to get into your bed. You sure have it rough...

She's not even hot, bro. Mentally or physically.
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#4
Break into her house and sleep in her bed.
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#5
Traps and alarms.
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#7
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She's not even hot, bro. Mentally or physically.

The first is true for all women, the second can be cured with a paper bag over her head. Okay, but chauvinist bro-jokes aside, does she have any particular reason for what she did or is she just a certified baller?


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#8
Quote by JamSessionFreak
The first is true for all women, the second can be cured with a paper bag over her head. Okay, but chauvinist bro-jokes aside, does she have any particular reason for what she did or is she just a certified baller?

She's a certified nut-bar. She has severe bi-polar disorder so she might be having some kind of weird manic episode. I don't want to do anything to set her off the wrong way.
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#10
Call the police.

My neighbour just knocked on my door to ask me if I know who shit on the stairs the other day.

Why would I ****ing know that?
#13
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Maybe you should contact your local police officer.

Nah, fuq da police, mayne. Dey ain't neva do nothin fo me.
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#15
Well, considering the responses, and the fact that posting this in the Pit was a decision that was made, I'll conclude that HypernovaGlow isn't the smartest person around.

HG: Someone broke into my house!
UG: Call the cops!
HG: Nah.
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#16
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Go all Hunger Games on her. Put one of these in an air vent, or her bed.

I'm too well beehived to do something so malicious.
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#18
How is that creepy? If anything, I'd say you've got yourself a pretty good opening for a sexy video.
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#19
Quote by HypernovaGlow
She's a certified baller. She has severe thugging skills so she might be having some kind of glorious scrub domination streak. I don't want to do anything to disrespect her street-rep.


Honestly, I'm have no experience with these situations. Good luck.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#20
Quote by JustRooster
Well, considering the responses, and the fact that posting this in the Pit was a decision that was made, I'll conclude that HypernovaGlow isn't the smartest person around.

HG: Someone broke into my house!
UG: Call the cops!
HG: Nah.

She didn't take anything, she was just randomly sleeping in my bed. If I call the cops to report a break in they will probably want to drop by and check it out(knowing my local cops) and then I will have to hide everything that is illegal in the house and that could take weeks.
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#22
Sounds like she has mental problems, man.
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#23
Kill her first then have sex with her.
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#24
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Sounds like she has mental problems, man.

She does. Why the hell did she have to get into my bed and under the covers, though? That was the creepiest move you could have made after breaking into someone's house. I'd have rather her stolen something so I would feel more safe.
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#26
Go to your local hardware store, get a few bug bombs, lock the door, and wait her out.
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#27
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Like what...?
You still haven't answered this, TS.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#28
You should totally throw a bucket of water on her.
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#29
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Traps and alarms.


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#30
Quote by BladeSlinger
You should totally throw a bucket of hydrofluoric acid on her.

ftfy

Hypernova, take to the offensive! What would the chimps do if some wolf was sleeping in their bed?!
#31
well you could be a nice person let her sleep there people with mental disorders dont always know what they're doing let her sleep it out when she wakes up tell her to go home maybe talk to her doctor or shrink and then get yourself better locks and windows or how ever she broke in

if your house is full of weed maybe smoke her out some she probably needs it


or of you feel up to it you can penis her gently
#32
Quote by HypernovaGlow
So, I got home at about 2:00 this morning, walk into my room and my neighbor was sleeping in my bed. Apparently she had broke in through the door that leads to a patio connected to my room. What the fudge am I supposed to do about this?


It's ok you're not alone bro
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#33
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ftfy

Hypernova, take to the offensive! What would the chimps do if some wolf was sleeping in their bed?!

Fuck. This post got me right in them feels.
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#35
She left a note at the door. BRB, thread.
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#36
Quote by HypernovaGlow
She's not even hot, bro. Mentally or physically.


She might be federally, though. Careful, marra.
#37
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She left a note at the door. BRB, thread.

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#38
Oh yeah sorry about that my bed broke what do you expect me to do sleep on the floor?
#39
You found a mentally disturbed person sleeping in your bed and the first thing you do is ignore them and tell the pit?


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#40
The note said she got kicked out of her house so she came here. What the heck? Why don't you text me like a normal person? There's something fishy about this whole situation.
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