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#1
*Flaps wings to comedic effect*
Gday lads, I'm Brett the seagull. Recently I've noticed a lot of hate around the forum that people aren't accepting of us floaties and try to be mean to us *squawks and does a twitch so you knows there's a tragic back story of the sensitive seagull under his sTERN (HA BIRD PUN) and muscular feathered exterior* No longer shall we be fished, here's a safe bay for all of us floaties to come together!

Spaztikko - Brett the seagull
Snipelfritz - Craig the Narwhal
Thrashtasic15 - Steve the Salmon
Obsceneairwaves - Vince the Jellyfish
Malchius- Reginald the Killer Whale
Lord Waltaa - Bob the sponge
Baby Joel - Simon the Seahorse
Captainsnazz - Pete le Plankton
MinterMan22 - Mintz the Minnow
iHurricaneGTR - George the toxic sea sludge (wow r00d)
HypernovaGlow - Brian the Blowfish
eGraham - Antoine the Black Goby


No h8 tho like just flow yo
Last edited by Spaztikko at Nov 21, 2013,
#4
I like to feed seagulls dry ice on bread and watch explode. When you live in a seaside town you get sick to death of them ripping open your wheelie bins all the time.
#6
m8 im nt greg th narwall that's snipl i thot

rmbr he had th roll tapd 2 hiz 4hed?
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#7
Dafuq?
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#8
I wanna be a jellyfish named vince
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#9
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
I wanna be a jellyfish named vince


You can be an Aardvark named Phil.
#10
Quote by Malchius
You can be an Aardvark named Phil.


no m8 look im a jelly

It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#13
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
no m8 look im a jelly

But I thought you were a turtle
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#14
Wetsock Willy

amidoinitrite?

*splush* *splush* *splush*
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#16


Definitely a turtle.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#17
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Definitely a turtle.



You got me, I wanted to be cool like a jelly so I shooped it on there
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#18
Friends can we just establish wHat animals awe are or this is never going to take off (HA IM A BIRD)
#20
My name is Bob, and I want to be a sponge
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#22
uh, what?
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#23
*swoops in sensually, cocking one seagull eyebrow to address the bay with an air of superiority but friendlyness also* gday, its me again, Brett! *nuzzles up to steve the salmon with a look that says i want you on the rocks hmu if u agre* Just like to invite you all to a cheeky gathering later tonight, it'll be a pretty rad and dope party where we can get to know about each other without the hate of negative people there (shoutout to lil barnacle stay positive). If youre going to be mean and pass off a sensitive nice gull like me for some douchebag jock Toroa then you might as well not come *cries but hes near the sea so you dont see it*
#25
Hi Brett!!!

I'm Craig the Narwhal, but you already knew that.

*splashes about gloriously like the unicorn of the sea he is*
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#26
I'm only coming to this party if there's a porpoise to it. As a Narwhal is coming will there be Shish Kebabs?
#27
Quote by behind_you
This is getting weird

mate it was weird from the beginning.

So I'm a seahorse named Simon. That cool?
#28
Quote by Baby Joel
mate it was weird from the beginning.

So I'm a seahorse named Simon. That cool?

That's cool but not in a way that fluctuates to a great extent at night due to our proximity to the sea regulating said temperature so the level of coolness wont change much at all *squawks*
#29
wow hi m8z i am pete le planktone if that is okaye w/ u yeh i jus liek float around al day an chill and relaxe plankton styel unles there is sum mean whele and i am leik wow no m7 donut eat me ok i can invited u 2 a party later we can get some drinks (rofel like we need drinks down here hmu if u agre) an chil plantkone style but actual is seagel partey i duno i mite be a bit awrkward cos i took a teste an it sed i am a intj planktone wich is ok dont judge me but liek im not that grate at partys hmu anyway
#30
Quote by Malchius
I'm only coming to this party if there's a porpoise to it. As a Narwhal is coming will there be Shish Kebabs?

Only if I git lucky like dft pnk, hmu ye if u agre.

Don't wurry Pete I got me some teeth not bayleeners so I just eat dem fishies but only if dey say the meen things bout my friends.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#31
*floats*
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#32
*tips top hat and floats into party, the cd player is playing the little mermaid soundtrack.
#36
Quote by Baby Joel
*gallops frantically in circles, blowing bubbles and giggling*

That. Might. Be. The... CUTEST thing you've said all day!

Floaties 4 EVA!!!

Up with bubbles! Down with air!
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#37
*is visibly confused as to what's going on, realises everyone must be on drugs, tries to figure out whose holding
#40
Quote by Nietsche
What if I told you seagulls don't exist.


U shut it m8 brett iz a nice seagull
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
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