#3
covered in blood
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#5
I feel like I've read too many dead baby jokes.
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#7
Depends on the circumstance.

Post masturbation: Meh. Go back to what I was doing before

Post sex: Exhaustion. Need a 20 minute cooldown period, but then I'm game for round 2
#9
Mostly frustration.

"Now I have to bury all these bodies... Ugh.. This is the worst."
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This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.