#1
and wins


This is great
http://www.chicagonow.com/dad-all-day/2013/11/man-sues-wife-over-ugly-kids-and-wins/


Apparently the wife had plastic surgery before she met the husband and didn't tell him she was ugo before.

oh man


obviously it's really ****ed that he actually won, the wife and kids must just feel terrible...

But still

Also note: the verdict is still out on whether or not it's a hoax
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#2
What a bitch.
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#3
What a waste of perfectly good sperm. Mmmiright?

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#4
Old but yeah.

Interesting shit.
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#5
I don't think i've ever been current with the news in my entire life
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#7
This is hilarious. I don't know how it took him until the third third child. His first two don't look any better
#8
the family portrait is not a picture of the people involved in the case.

that before and after though...i would be a bit infuriated too!
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#9
To be fair she was pretty ugly.
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#10
I'm most disturbed by the blog name. How can an abbreviation contain the mneumonic itself? If D.A.D. stands for "Dad All Day" then doesn't the first D also stand for "D.A.D." creating a never-ending spiral? This is like a mirror in a mirror type shit.

Your head asplode.
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#11
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What a waste of perfectly good sperm. Mmmiright?

"Mommy, why did daddy leave us?"
"Because you're ugly."

#12
China's become a very interesting place. From a lot of the attitudes I've been seeing the international students here develop and some of the news I've been hearing out of the mainland, I'm not sure I like the direction they're going.
#13
Ughh, people

But the ad got me thinking. Do the people go around like "Hey mam, how about a deal? We need some ugly children for this advertisement we're doing for plastic surgery and your children look ugly enough to bring the point home. Do you mind showing the whole China/world, how ugly your children are and let people ridicule them for this small paycheck?"
#14
Damn, the Koreans got that plastic surgery shit down.
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#15
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What a waste of perfectly good sperm. Mmmiright?

Good sperm? What kind of a good sperm would let the inferior, uglier genes dominate?
#16
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Good sperm? What kind of a good sperm would let the inferior, uglier genes dominate?

maybe the baby will grow up to be superwoman, we don't know
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#17
At first I'm thinking what a joke of a man, but there's probably a lot more to it. This is just a good headline.
#20
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the only part of this that disturbs me is that it was only a civil case.


Oh shit. Maybe they're exploiting the system. It's China man, man, man man man.
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#21
How is that not the picture of the family? How the **** do you find stock pictures of Asian family with highly attractive parents and horribly hideous children?
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#22
Kind of depressing all around if that is true. Why did they make her look like a completely different person, and who doesn't see baby/childhood photos before getting married? Perplexing stuff, this.
#23
She should counter-sue him now for his crap DNA contribution to the children.
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#27
But those kids are half him?
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#28
This is so shallow. It doesn't matter what they look like, it's what they......ahhh no I can't do it they really are filthy.