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#1
Think about how much we could accomplish if we didn't have to poop.

We'd have more time to do stuff, to work, to study, to be more efficient.

Life would be better if it were socially accepted to wear diapers and and poo in public.

We wouldn't have to stop what we are doing to find a toilet.

Discuss.
#2
Hey get this.

You can poop with your phone.
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#5
I usually play games on my phone while I'm shitting, so no it's not a waste of time.

But this thread is.
#8
I waste so much time pooping.

However, it is like the only reason I get out of bed, so it all balances out.
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#11
Never is a mind more clear than when it hath just emptied its bowels. For a man with clear bowels hath clear mind.
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#13
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I... what?

There's an app for that.
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#15
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There's an app for that.

Oh dear there really is an app for everything.
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#16
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You want everyone to walk around in their own filth and smelling of shit?

Ian does that and look at him.
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#18
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How much time do you spend pooping? Enough that this is a problem?


Yes.
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#19
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How much time do you spend pooping? Enough that this is a problem?

Yes. like for srsly
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#20
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Ian does that and look at him.


All that does is prove my point.
#21
You shouldn't be shitting for more than about thirty seconds. Thirty seconds once or twice a day is nothing.
#22
The apple adage is fairly true, eat them.

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#23
Sitting on the toilet can get up towards an hour if I'm having a great game of Tetris
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#24
Pooping is the best time of the day to sit down and have a solid think about life.

Having a problem at work? Go poop, and think about it.
Your kid being a dick? Don't send him to his room, feed him some laxative, and send him to the toilet to think about his actions.
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#25
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Sitting on the toilet can get up towards an hour if I'm having a great game of Tetris


Same here. I do most of my reading whilst sat on the shitter.
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#26
Even if everyone were wearing diapers, we'd still have to spend time changing them.

So we wouldn't even really be saving time. It would be worse overall because of all the dirty diapers. What's wrong with pooping into a bowl and having it instantly whisked away by water?
#27
Pooping is a time of waste.
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#28
I just defecate a little bit every time I urinate. That's why urinals stick out from the wall so far.
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#29
my physical therapy teacher in 11th grade had some condition where she only poo'd once a month. and boy was she hot too
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#30
You mean it's not socially acceptable to walk around in a diaper..?


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#31
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Same here. I do most of my reading whilst sat on the shitter.


Come to think of it that's where i do most of my reading as well haha
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#32
So dont s#@!t and die! Thats what your wasting your and our time, with? High school is my guess, 14-15? Good luck puke!
#33
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So dont s#@!t and die! Thats what your wasting your and our time, with? High school is my guess, 14-15? Good luck puke!


What the **** does any of this mean?
#34
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So dont s#@!t and die! Thats what your wasting your and our time, with? High school is my guess, 14-15? Good luck puke!

great post. very intriguing.
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#35
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Ian does that and look at him.
Hell no, that's something I'd never do in public. I barely go diapered in public anyway TBH (though for some classes not having to leave lecture to take a leak is an added convinience).


Speaking with plenty of diaper experience ( ) I can easily say it would NOT be enjoyable let alone tolerable if it were widely accepted for everyone to wear diapers and just shit themselves anywhere.

It's like, the smell of your own is bad enough outside from a toilet bowl, now imagine that of any other random person. Right in your face at any given moment. How about NO.
#36
Quote by Ian_the_fox
Hell no, that's something I'd never do in public. I barely go diapered in public anyway TBH (though for some classes not having to leave lecture to take a leak is an added convinience).


Speaking with plenty of diaper experience ( ) I can easily say it would NOT be enjoyable let alone tolerable if it were widely accepted for everyone to wear diapers and just shit themselves anywhere.

It's like, the smell of your own is bad enough outside from a toilet bowl, now imagine that of any other random person. Right in your face at any given moment. How about NO.


...So much cringe.
ayy lmao
#38
im sorry, but this thread is ****ing dumb

yes, i could be doing something else with my time, but the better question is…why would i want to do anything else?

is pooping not one of the most satisfying feelings as a man?
#39
Quote by Ian_the_fox
Hell no, that's something I'd never do in public. I barely go diapered in public anyway TBH (though for some classes not having to leave lecture to take a leak is an added convinience).


Speaking with plenty of diaper experience ( ) I can easily say it would NOT be enjoyable let alone tolerable if it were widely accepted for everyone to wear diapers and just shit themselves anywhere.

It's like, the smell of your own is bad enough outside from a toilet bowl, now imagine that of any other random person. Right in your face at any given moment. How about NO.

why would that be the case, exactly?
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#40
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oh good Ian's here
That's something seldomly used in the same sentence on these boards with "Ian's here".


But to add I should also make note that the cost of buying diapers nonstop is another issue.

If you were wearing diapers 24/7 and don't want leak all forms of waste, you'd have to buy the ones that are roughly $25 per packs of 15-20 (and they're still not much cheaper when bought in bulk). That just would be more unnecessary money down the drain for a small bit of added convenience.


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why would that be the case, exactly?
You don't think waiting in line at the grocery store checkout and having the big burly guy in front of you spontaneously taking a shit would be abit unappealing?
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