#1
Yesterday i was busy with work, then i came home and worked on homework...fun. Anyways, i had nothing to eat the whole day so i decided to grab a box of oreos and a glass of chocolate milk. I ate nothing but a whole box of oreos. Today when i woke up, i went to poop, my poop was almost all completly black... kinda like an oreo, is this some kind of strange unnatural phenomenon?
#2
Call an ambulance, you have 16 minutes to live in case you get help right now.

EDIT: What's with all the threads about shit today?
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#3
I'll just respond to this seriously, just cuz.

Probably the oreos. Black stool can also be caused by blood or other conditions.
If it continues see a doctor. Or if you start feeling like you don't have much blood.
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#8
u raceist, m8?
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#10
90%+ of people really are inherently racist....

There are differing levels of severity....

Some take it lightly....

Some take it seriously....

The majority of us have all seemed to have crossed that barrier already....

even if the thoughts have ever crossed your mind (intentionally or unintentionally)

Really depends which way you would like to perceive it....
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90%+ of people really are inherently racist....

There are differing levels of severity....

Some take it lightly....

Some take it seriously....

The majority of us have all seemed to have crossed that barrier already....

even if the thoughts have ever crossed your mind (intentionally or unintentionally)

Really depends which way you would like to perceive it....

I don't believe...

That over 90%...

of people are racist....
#12
almost everybody is racist in some kind of way...

even if just a little bit...

there are only a very few % of people are actually have great spiritual leadership powers in which they have not tainted themselves with racism such as people like the current Dalai Lama....

everybody gets influenced to some degree with the rampant racism running through the streets and homes of people not only in America but all around the world...

unfortunately, I think racism is here to stay but there is not much we can do about it since it is in our history to be very racist people.... all we can do now is think our way through it and evolve...

real spiritual leaders realize this and push this with every fibers of their being.... good for them

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#14
I...

I don't think...

I've ever shit black.
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the dalai lama is totes racist, and homophobic look it up, he said some whack shit
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this thread will be good.
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my poop was almost all completly black... kinda like an oreo


so... was it?
#21
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I don't believe...

That over 90%...

of people are racist....


Depends how loosely you define racism. Humans as a species are subject to cross-race bias, where we recognize people of our own race far more effectively than we do people of other races. And there are other psychological issues. Like the fact that we naturally feel the most comfortable with our own race.

Interestingly enough, the more you see of other races, the more likely you are to recognize individuals. How? Well, there are two means we use to distinguish between faces: formalism (where we look at the specific features of the face) and holistic (where we look at everything). We reserve the holistic means for our own race, but the more we see people of other races, the less dependent our recognition becomes on features and the more we apply the holistic approach.

Which helps demonstrate how the less contact people have with other kinds of people, the more likely they are to be racist.
#22
if it TASTES like oreos, its probably just the oreos then
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#23
Well, i did not save this unique specimen...

So, I cannot confirm with any absolute positive proof that it tasted like an Oreo...

That is purely up for debate and speculation...
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Well, i did not save this unique specimen...

So, I cannot confirm with any absolute positive proof that it tasted like an Oreo...

That is purely up for debate and speculation...


well, you started it, now you have to finish it.

starting right now
#25
but if it was truly like an oreo wouldn't it be white in the middle? And taste delicious?
#26
Told y'all oreos suck
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Yesterday i was busy with work, then i came home and worked on homework...fun. Anyways, i had nothing to eat the whole day so i decided to grab a box of oreos and a glass of chocolate milk. I ate nothing but a whole box of oreos. Today when i woke up, i went to poop, my poop was almost all completly black... kinda like an oreo, is this some kind of strange unnatural phenomenon?


Answer#1: Drink Pepto, shit, then report back.

Answer #2: Chew your food better.
#28
I once took a massive dump and it was awesome!!!

To the OP: eat it, eat it, eat it!!!
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#30
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@rip99 Pepto is for little kids....

Yeah thats what makes it so freaky. When you are a little kid and your deuce is jet black, you arent gonna blame the pepto. ALA OP.
#31
Doodooitus. I recommend seeing a doodologist.
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#33
yea a whole box might do that. keep checking though, bloody poopoo is no joke.
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#36
Holy shit it's alive! Kill it or keep it far away from you at all times unless it's absolutely necessary ahhh!
#37
It was the oreos. Has happened to me a few times. Something to do with one of the dyes in it( I think blue5?).
#38
Presumably it will just be to do with some horrible chemical they put in to colour it.
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#39
Wouldn't the logical course of action to be wait 48 hours to purge your system of any Oreo remnants and then power down another box of Oeros and observe?

Or eat like a normal human being and not worry about it?