#1
Hey guys it's this ****ers birthday. He's like 24 or something now, I dunno

but say happy birthday to him pls he's lonely


He likes this stuff so I got him this



but I don't like that stuff


So I'd prefer to get him this

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#2
Is that bottom picture the girl from the Wendy's commercials? I hate her.
#5
If you look closely at the second image, it might be not so safe for a forum. And I see no sexiness in the last. So clearly, the child is the only safest, sexiest option possible.

So happy birthday momentosis! I got you this:



And this

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Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Nov 10, 2013,
#7
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If you look closely at the second image, it might be not so safe for a forum. And I see no sexiness in the last. So clearly, the child is the only safest, sexiest option possible.

So happy birthday momentosis! I got you this:



Is the outline of the nipples through the shirt bad? I don't know actually. I'll change it to be on the safe side
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You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

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Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
#8
Happy Birthday Momie, I got you a waifu to have dinner with:



And whoever said that they hate the Wendy's girl, you crazy. She's gorgeous. Someone get me her for my birthday.
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#9
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Happy birthday!
I also got you this

Yeah, well I made her bigger.



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Happy Birthday Momie, I got you a waifu to have dinner with:

Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#11
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You're missing the point

Oh, right. *ahem*

Yeah, well I made her smaller.

Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Nov 10, 2013,
#13
Happy Birthday, dude!

I got you an arrest warrant:


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#14
Happy birthday Momie. Since everyone else isn't doing it right I got you a beanbag(?) attached to things.

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Last edited by Victory2134 at Nov 10, 2013,
#17
oh man, alison brie in the christmas musical special on community gave me serious wood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqB52bdaVTE
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#18
What a Momentosis Occasion!

Happy birthday
It's over simplified, So what!

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#19
happy birthday meowmie

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Happy Birthday, dude!

I got you an arrest warrant:



holy shit that was the perfect pic to use

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Happy birthday Momie. Since everyone else isn't doing it right I got you a beanbag(?) attached to things.

is that an euphemism for my testicles?
#21
Yes~

What more can a guy want?
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#23
Happy Birthday, I'm not posting pics of cartoon girls, so here have this.

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#24
Her tits are too big.

I'll take it anyways.
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#25
is that elisha dushku?
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#27
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#28
Happy Birthday Momentosis.

I got you some PRISM


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after all this i don't think momie has even watched clannad

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#29
Dat shred.
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#31
Happy birthday!

I tied up smth small and innocent, left it in your basement as a present
#32
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Happy birthday!

I tied up smth small and innocent, left it in your basement as a present


Oooooh.


I hope it's a cat.
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