#1
Normally, one eats spaghetti with forks. But i have no forks... Only spoons, has anyone ever experienced such a unique complication before?
#2
yes.

Yous use the spoons to cuts up the noodle into smallers parts and eats thems that ways.
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#4
Have you considered maybe getting some forks?

If not, you could probably just saw a spoon enough to make it a fork.
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In the time it would take you to figure it out you could go out, get a fork, and come back.
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#9
did you cook the pasta yourself? did you use tongs?
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#12
Turn the spoons backwards and use them like chopsticks.


Also, just because I want to make a point-- you are supposed to use a spoon when eating spaghetti... just, in conjunction with a fork.
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Turn the spoons backwards and use them like chopsticks.


Also, just because I want to make a point-- you are supposed to use a spoon when eating spaghetti... just, in conjunction with a fork.

I like using the side of the dish more than the spoon personally.
#16
How bout just ditch the silverware all together?
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#17
Do you have a knife? If so, cut the noodles into bite-sized pieces (this can honestly probably be done with a spoon unless you under-cooked the noodles) and eat it like a 4-year-old.
#18
I eat spaghetti with a spoon a lot. Just scoop it up and bite it.
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#19
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yes.

Yous use the spoons to cuts up the noodle into smallers parts and eats thems that ways.


Yeah this'll work well. I've eaten spaghetti with a spoon before when I forgot to clean cutlery before making dinner and just couldn't be bothered to do it while my food was ready and was only going to get cold. It's not that hard, even if you don't cut it up you just lift a load of spaghetti with the spoon and slurp it up, does the trick.

Alternatively, you could turn the spoon around and wrap the spaghetti round the handle
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If not, you could probably just saw a spoon enough to make it a fork.

That would be a spork, you uncultured marmot
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#21
clean your goddamn dishes brah
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#22
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Who the hell doesn't have forks

my Costa Rican friends i grew up next to used spoons for everything.

except spaghetti. they only used forks for spaghetti.
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#23
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That would be a spork, you uncultured marmot
Why don't you take your sporks and shove them up your ass
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#24
You need a spoon to properly eat spaghetti.
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that's cellentani.
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#31
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yes.

Yous use the spoons to cuts up the noodle into smallers parts and eats thems that ways.

Buts that ams dildos. I use real cool codpiece to eats spasgheti
#34
Why not hands?
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#39
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yes.

Yous use the spoons to cuts up the noodle into smallers parts and eats thems that ways.



That's the thread right there. All the information you needed.