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#1
http://sourcefed.com/robot-sex-becoming-reality-nsfw/

So yeah, a game for the Oculus Rift comes with a robot fleshlight... thing and an anime girl is giving a handy to a man in the game while the fleshlight does its thing. Everyone predicted the oculus rift was going to be used mostly for sex video games and I guess they were right.

What do you guys think.


.... I might buy it.

http://youtu.be/nLXVinyXjgA
Last edited by VillainousLatin at Nov 12, 2013,
#3
And yet this is the same country that pixellates porn.
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#4
Well it's about time
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#5
I'm not sure how I feel about this.

One on hand, it seems kinda degrading.

On the other hand...well, I guess it's all right?

I dunno.

I wonder if people will recreate less because of this. Seriously.
#6
Quote by VillainousLatin


What do you guys think.



In ten years we won't need 'organic' girlfriends/boyfriends at all.


We'll also probably all procreate in a giant game of sperm and egg secret santa, orchestrated by our robot partners.
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#7
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I'm not sure how I feel about this.

One on hand, it seems kinda degrading.

On the other hand...well, I guess it's all right?

I dunno.

I wonder if people will recreate less because of this. Seriously.


Japan is already having this problem already.
#8
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In ten years we won't need 'organic' girlfriends/boyfriends at all.


We'll also probably all procreate in a giant game of sperm and egg secret santa, orchestrated by our robot partners.

I know what I'M doing for secret santa this year...

But really, that doesn't really look all that desirable, nor any better than just using your hand.
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#10
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Japan is already having this problem already.


I know. But that's Japan. What if they import that shit to other parts of the world?

I don't think I want that shit.
#11
**** yeah, electric shocks on ma ****
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I hit 'em and they stay down
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#13
i think the government is going to monitor our usage and steal our seed and use it for selective breeding
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#14
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Then don't buy it.

A population decrease wouldn't be a be a bad thing at all.


Yes it will.

Not enough babies to work for my pensions.
#15
Quote by AteDaisAWeek
But then what will we use ladies for

Makin' dem sammiches!

But really I imagine this would be a way better concept for ladies.

Not simulating sex, but just simulating some chick using a fleshlight on you just seems weird. That's just two too many layers of simulation.
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#17
What the fuck is an Oculus Rift


Sounds like the meeting point of some tectonic plates under the ocean or something
#18
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What the fuck is an Oculus Rift


Sounds like the meeting point of some tectonic plates under the ocean or something


It's a shitty game console that nobody cares about.
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#19
Yo brits. Let that putnam whatever guy ban porn and you will be getting something better than this in no time.
#20
Quote by ChucklesMginty
It's gonna be pretty sweet if they make some games specfically for it. Now it's like, you can play truck simulator 2012 in 3D.


It's going to be the modern day version of the Atari Jaguar, or the Panasonic 3DO
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#21
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It's going to be the modern day version of the Atari Jaguar, or the Panasonic 3DO
No one every jacked off with an Atari Jaguar.
#23
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No one every jacked off with an Atari Jaguar.


But you'll see one at your dentist:



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#24
The video in that demonstration was lame as ****. But i still see a lot of potential in that robotwank gizmo. Can you even imagine getting a handjob from one of the Soul Calibur bitches?

#25
Quote by Gantz92
The video in that demonstration was lame as ****. But i still see a lot of potential in that robotwank gizmo. Can you even imagine getting a handjob from one of the Soul Calibur bitches?


unrealistic fantasies, **** yeah

if only it was actually accepted in society

then i would go get it
#27
I've seen some things on this.

It's novelty, and probably overpriced, like most sex toys, except this one seems outrageous, the developer kit for an oculus rift (the only way to buy one) is 300 usd alone. Also that arm moves slow as piss, I can't teach it how I like it.
#29
Quote by Todd Hart
And yet this is the same country that pixellates porn.


Japan: It's okay to show women being raped by a mass of giant tentacles but if you show an inch of unpixelated genitalia you've gone too far.
#30
I'm waiting for the model with the built in Playstation.
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#32
Maybe with the advent of this product all the "nice guys" who can't get laid will just give into this and stop patronizing organic women as they try to get laid.

If you think about it, that could possibly mean less of those jerks out in the real world, and more importantly, online.

Sadly, blogs like niceguysofokc would be out of business.
#33
that robot's technique is all wrong.

also, this is one of the sadder things i've ever seen. I'm pretty sure a prostitute's prices are at least COMPETITIVE with buying one of these things...
#34
Quote by Amuro Jay
Maybe with the advent of this product all the "nice guys" who can't get laid will just give into this and stop patronizing organic women as they try to get laid.

If you think about it, that could possibly mean less of those jerks out in the real world, and more importantly, online.

Sadly, blogs like niceguysofokc would be out of business.
I'm those people would still find a way of getting 'friendzoned' by their imaginary handjob girls.
#35
Quote by psyks
I'm those people would still find a way of getting 'friendzoned' by their imaginary handjob girls.



Some people are born to fail.


I predict robot women will get their personalities so advanced that they match organic women in response because a complacent masturbation device gets boring, just look at the popularity of porn/virtual girlfriend games where you have to earn the sex scenes.

and so 'nice guys' will constantly get rejected by the machines they bought to love them.

and every bro will buy a dozen sex robots with polygamy features enabled.
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#36
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It's a shitty game console that nobody cares about.

a) not a console
b) it looks sweet. go watch some youtube videos of the horror games in development for it
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#37
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Some people are born to fail.
Just noticed the Moebius eulogy in your sig I got to go to one of his last exhibitions during his lifetime. It might have been the best show I've ever been to.
#38
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Also that arm moves slow as piss, I can't teach it how I like it.

Exactly man it's to simulate getting teased by a chick so that you'll be begging it to let you cum.
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Just noticed the Moebius eulogy in your sig I got to go to one of his last exhibitions during his lifetime. It might have been the best show I've ever been to.



You are now the only person on this site I am legit jealous of.
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