#1
The guy was found dead in a padlocked sports' bag. It was apparently an accident.

Talk about clumsy.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24927078

The moral of the story: in future, take greater care whilst packing your stuff for the gym.
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#2
I don't understand.
He was found in his padlocked gym bag?
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#5
It was zipped up

what is this I don't even
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#6
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#7
I'm not the hoax type person, but a trained spy getting this "accident".

Maybe I watch too many movies, but a spy can contain important intel, where people could possibly kill for.

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#11
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that awkward moment when you finally master padlocking and zipping yourself into a gym bag and then you can't get it open again

that's why i always keep my standard issue quantum magnetic padlock unlocker discreetly concealed behind the battery compartment of my rolex wristwatch which i never take off
#13
He was preparing his mission to assassinate an Olympic athelete. The mission went wrong.
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#15
What a bunch of lazy cops. Couldn't they at least come up with a better cover-up story? Sheesh.
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#16
"The police's new findings are likely to fuel theories of a successful cover up by the intelligence agencies - but DAC Hewitt said it was "beyond credibility" that he, as an experienced investigator, had had the wool pulled over his eyes."



That is the lamest attempt to cover-up a cover-up imaginable.

You don't just simply lock yourself into a sports bag.
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#17
Christ, that's a bit unlucky. He managed to trip into the sports bag, kill himself by tripping up and then for it to close and padlock itself? Absolutely gutted.
#18
its interesting that bbc website doen't allow comments on this news story, i looked at the guardian and its version of the story has comments disabled as well.