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#1
Have you tried this?

http://what-would-i-say.com/


Normally I think this crap is stupid as **** and I rarely think anything on FB is worthwhile, but I'll admit I used to write a lot of stupid shit on there and so this has been hilarious for me. My favorites so far are

"i knew i wasn't special the moment i played bass solo with arnold palmer."

"Hardest day to MLK."

"My girlfriend sat on my rube goldberg machine."


EDIT: It takes your old FB statuses and re-arranges them into new sentences.


I seriously want to put "Hardest day to MLK." on a t-shirt and have MLK's face on the back.
Last edited by MeGaDeth2314 at Nov 13, 2013,
#4
"British people don't steal trucks, they drink tea and live"

EDIT: "England, your 3 attractive ladies."
Last edited by TEK34 at Nov 13, 2013,
#5
How's your drivetime commute? I don't know.
ME


These men promptly escaped from a lame fish the head
ME
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#6
"Going to get shot"

"My dad is a damn elephant"

"Grohl is the bear from the Charmin commercials."

"holy turds of ruffles and lays and my dog hot lemon tea on my guitar cord won't work."

#7
You have to click through a few but then you'll just get a wonderfully ludicrous one like this.


I don't think babies are champions, unless City can help, and it's the truuuf, man.
ME
#8
Not sure if anyone wants to inconveniently placed classrooms within 5 minutes, all gather at the Illuminati


Sounds like some company turned into a reason Facebook


Estoy despierto a las cuatro en la mañana y no vehicles


so what movies haven't I seen that area with all gather at the house of whoever has the house of Death.


So it just rearranges the words from your facebook posts? That's not as original as I expected and now I'm disappointed.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
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#10
"Probably the real James Bond"



"Telus people are the stage, and a Dramatic Turn of Events"

how does this i don't even
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#11
"Ripples ascend to the founding members of seeing through to, the ODB, Brooklyn Zoo!"



"dude wtf this well. We need better attackers. Our leader spoke to us, looking down on our mute faces with a cane to be"

"God is illegal" (but I'm religious...)

"That'll be to the world, around the world, around the morning was thrilling."

This is too fun
#12
"It's the correct method of turkey, but I think it's a lot of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done"

Poetry.

EDIT: "Nick's Junk Day"

Time and a half. Ok, I'm done.
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#13
"HAS A pretty intense headache still not sure how much he WILL ruin your life."

"Chive 'n' Pickin' with some soup"

"just get a little disappointed. I will be"

"IS IN the whole evening, who are willing to a huge, unflushable gift in the morning, helps with some explosions in't sky"

"go for it!"

"Still not gone to bed now, Leeds college of the punks grew up"

"but that wont load of a burger"

"i'm sorry dan. believe how quickly a burger"

"this status was incredible."

"just get some money so predictably bought these refrigerators"

"i don't give 2 bottles of it, not even life!"

"doesn't really choose to listen to your toilet! He already gone to make us pay for needs a bit of late tuition and beat you"

"what better than wanking, it's wanking with salad tongs"

might start using this to write lyrics, it's incredible
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#17
"are you anything, sir?' Descartes answers 'I think not.' and goes, What the hell is water?"

man I'm an idiot
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Oh dear, current affairs...
#18
Electric Wizard is the day with the guy

This is my ridiculously fast bus stop before my ridiculously fast bus driver misses me, speedwalk to inconveniently placed classrooms within 5 minutes, all with a starfish

Bing is chinese for disease.
Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

ALL HAIL CELESTIA
#20
Quote by Baby Joel
"Ripples ascend to the founding members of seeing through to, the ODB, Brooklyn Zoo!"

"dude wtf this well. We need better attackers. Our leader spoke to us, looking down on our mute faces with a cane to be"

"That'll be to the world, around the world, around the morning was thrilling."


These are definitely all songs on Red Sparowes' new album.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#21
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE"

what

EDIT: "There's merit in construction when it's good"

PtH should have used that line instead

"Anyone want a complete retard"
Quote by R. Shackleford.
Glad to see the sex king getting some action I think it might be time for me to pull him out again tonight and take him for a spin around the rift.
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#22
Mine are the best.

"Count the deepest, the most acute emotions, and the point of using the Lovecraft mythos characters than others."

"If I have come to relate to Mahler's first this morning, I have just been informed that old as Anakin in Episode 1. In the interpretation of Manillaism without accepting into one's heart the **** is a child."

"One huge thing that your partner has more mythos characters than just been informed that Christmas spirit and cheer."

"As if I did, tough, if you're also pretty cool and believes that made Twilight a difference anyway between Cyriis era Agent Steel and all my ideas are great, obviously, but such an acculturation of the prophets without the distortions laid on Volume 4 about Henry Rollins attitude towards animal"
.
#23
"MANY. GAY DUDES."
— ME

What the actual ****

EDIT: OH LAWD


Oh, I'm having to deal with a ska band?

Seymour Duncan has officially won the planet.

But people wrote on my cousin and my mother ****ER HAS BEEN played so

EDIT 2:

She doesn't drop the N word they shouldn't say it
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#24
It was 4620, but in the fuckers
ME

wot.

I actually haven't posted a status in about 2 years so I don't remember any of this shit.

EDIT
a couple of illegal immigrants and got a local job, so

where the fuck me, It's snowing and cold and terrorists are located.

Oh jesus. I need to stop.

well, go make sure she's got balls
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#26
"Some girls hasn't sold out, and I might be"
ok

"Literally nothing, except I accidentally went to FUCKING"

lol
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#27
'I don't like Oli Sykes but I see you can if you get the other cat fart though?' lolwut
* If my punctuation seems off, it's because my shift button is broken *
#28
"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"

I swear to god I have never once posted that full sentence that is at least two different statuses
Quote by R. Shackleford.
Glad to see the sex king getting some action I think it might be time for me to pull him out again tonight and take him for a spin around the rift.
#29
"Literary Mashup #1 Fifty Shades of Great Expectations."
That was actually something I posted word for word, wtf it's broken.

Actually no it's not,
"Snootch nootch to the sun would I be..."

"I'm just a big budget rip off again."

"This one's for their cats. Stop it."

"Appreciate the best thing."

"I just figure two bags of The haterade."

"Whoring our trailer....my angelic teenage son was"

EDIT:
"100w, all tube, teh metulz, $250"
I think that was actually something I posted when I was trying to sell my Carvin amp head.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
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#30
Quote by ChucklesMginty
That's the point, it just combines statuses at random.

I know I just mean it's eerie that that line would come up of all things
Quote by R. Shackleford.
Glad to see the sex king getting some action I think it might be time for me to pull him out again tonight and take him for a spin around the rift.
#31
"Even better than apples."



"Get your butt on the street."



Definitely something I might say.

EDIT:
"Coffee is my diet, for a short film..."
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Last edited by snipelfritz at Nov 13, 2013,
#32
Some of my favs
"what better than wanking, it's wanking with salad tongs"
"My dad is a damn elephant"
"British people don't steal trucks, they drink tea and live"

And some of my personal "quotes"
I'm loving this, you can't make this stuff up
"one of them said it takes balls to be a day without me"
"The FIA might have to play stupid when your own survival, you"
"the mets win and watch the gp of Korea!!"
"**** it was nice knowing you"
"Hugo Chavez is having a rough time"
"dolphins are juniors or Chili Peppers."
"Pay day, day off of shit hahahaha"
"I am a GREAT in China"
"Shun the oppressed"

EDIT: One more
They say I'm crazy but I overheard two guys talking at 11 with that for suggesting the ol' epiphone.
ME
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#33
"Having a fit of having Hallowe'en every 5 year for music"

"Won £10 in the McVities Medley advert"

"Snow and my organisational skills translated to real ales, and one"

"Hmm yeah, I must have been hugged by 1/2 of The year so far" I wish...

"Scum. Utter, utter scum." this seems like a real status to be honest...

"The millions to an official prediction on repeat the past them either, virtual pro is always a very burnt remains of the election coverage..."

"I definitely need to play FIFA for Scottish Independence"


EDIT - The best and most dangerous sport crossover!

"Clay pigeon shooting penalty misses tonight."

EDIT 2 - "Ukraine have to vacate the caravan by 9:30."
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#34
"Number 1 in Idaho"
"Hamlet meets his bro in a land where dragons rule"
"To secure peace is a distraction!!!"
"you know I'm a couple of nations, freedom of man"
"I was gonna go with Love"
"IF YOU HAVE an idea of july"
"Yesterday is history and the undead are hereby notified of that"
"ITZ OVER 1000lbs of concrete"

Quote by ErikLensherr

Quote by Pagan_Poetry
You grab a blank sticker, right whatever you want the label to say, and put it on the case of said record.

And then throw it really high into the air.

Congratulations, you've just launched your own record label.
#35














Quote by DonGlover

You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

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Quote by Dreadnought
Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

Soundcloud
Sharks Stanley Cup 15-16
Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
#36








Quote by DonGlover

You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

Quote by slapsymcdougal
Quote by Dreadnought
Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

Soundcloud
Sharks Stanley Cup 15-16
Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
#38
Tried it and I got

"A bunch of bears, but whatever."

I think I like this.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#39
Wherever you go Whatever you trying so never mind the darkness We still can find a foolin' around in who we are you trying so you could reach the enemy just your brother all you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in the corner Drunk and dressed in their eyes And realize we got the cosmos rockin' to sing This songs of your plays? You're the crowd We are one...


So what if we all dark.


#40
anyone recommend watching Sinister on your mom in october cus i'm not lost because they get a request?


Probably not Carlton Cole to teach the top scorer


what a goal by a wanker in everyway possible.


introducing the bass part on civil rights etc.


Chimps actually could still end up aganist chelski at stamford bridge.


You’re not Carlton Cole with his results


woke up at Eastlands. Apparently Tevez and gibbs are shit this weather!


gervinho has a MacBook Pro and his grandma has an interesting bass part


'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
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