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#1
It seems to be the trending thing on Facebook, so it may work on here.


Anyone going to state some facts?
RIP Tom Searle.
#2
Because everyone loves things trending on Facebook!
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
1. Im sad
2. Im lonely
3. People don't understand me
4. I get hella high on drugs like every day
5. hella drugs
6. Its just makeup dad get out of my room
7. So what if I experiment its no big deal the other kids do it
8. I should have never been born
9. there's a place I like to hide, a doorway that I run through in the night
10. I drink alcohol and don't care
#5
1. I like cats
2. I like white tigers
3. I like lions
4. I like snow leopards
5. I like cheetahs
6. I like jaguars
7. I like sand cats
8. I like caracals
9. I like leopard cats
10. I like ocelots
cat
#6
1. I like you all
2. Except the Furries
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#9
1. I'm like, super romantic.
2. I LOVE long walks on the beach
3. Shrimp is probably my personal aphrodisiac
4. Something about sucking the heads just makes me want to... I don't know....
5. #longhairdontcare
6. Marilyn Monroe is, like, my hero.
7. Seriously, she's so ****ing inspiring.
8. I have 12 posters of her with quotes she never even said on my dorm room wall
9. I tacitly encourage casual racism.
10. only god can judge me
#10
I guess I'll do a serious one.

1. I'm allergic to Cats
2. I fucking hate Cats
3. My Dog's name is Rikku
4. I've sprained the same ankle 4 times
5. I've worked at grand openings for Chick-Fil-A in Philadelphia and Chicago
6. I've had to fire 4 people the day after I hired them (they deserved it)
7. Awhile back I drove off the road because I got carried away playing air guitar on the e-brake
8. I got fired for missing work when I was in the hospital after a car accident
9. There's something wrong with every vertebra in my spine
10. Final Fantasy IX is my favorite game.
#11
1: Idk what a fact is.
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#13
1. I am an independent thinker.
2. I am an atheist.
3. I think that religion is a scurvy plague on society.
4. Science.
5. I am a libertarian.
6. I enjoy posting about the lie otherwise known as religion on the website Reddit dot com.
7. When presented with viewpoints contrary to my own I respond with loud shouting.
8. I am never wrong about anything. My word is fact.
9. Fedora.
10. Video games are art and a sport.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#14
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8. I am never wrong about anything. My word is fact.


It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#15
1) I run the Parks and Recreation Department in Pawnee, Indiana
2) Large government is bad and and so are those affiliated with it. Following is a small list comprised of the worst offenders:
  • Hippies
  • Communists
  • Liberals
  • Conservatives

3) My garage exists within my own building codes
4) I don't even have to trim my moustache
5) I love people named Tammy
6) I hate people named Tammy
7) Woodworking makes a man closest to God
9) I hate the number 8
10) I'm Ron ****ing Swanson
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#16
1. My real name is Jamie, but people in NZ only know me as Jay.

2. I was born in Wolverhampton, which was recently voted as the 5th worst city in the world. Regardless of this, I still get homesick from time to time.

3. Although I’m straight, I have an absolute outright hatred for homophobia. It sickens me more than racism, sexism etc.

4. I’ve recently been diagnosed with a form of depression. Thankfully it’s not the stereotypical suicidal type (I’m genuinely the opposite of suicidal, actually). It’s just extremely regular feelings of apathy mixed with insomnia. My brain is sending wrong / not enough electrical signals, or some shit. I’ve had it for a few years, but was always too scared to get help. Now I have the support of my best friends, and it means the world to me. I know that I’ll pull through it.

5. In my opinion, Delta Goodrem is the most beautiful woman in the world.

6. I freely admit that I despise religion. If I ruled the world, it would be completely banned.

7. I’ve supported Aston Villa Football Club since I was 4 years old, and will continue to do so until the day that I die.

8. My biggest fears are going blind and/or deaf. The thought absolutely petrifies me.

9. I prefer animals to humans, 99% of the time.

10. I’m a multi-instrumentalist (guitar, drums, bass), and it’s my favourite thing about myself.
RIP Tom Searle.
#17
1. My middle name is Timothy.
2. I am known for my acting, but have also gained notoriety for my humanitarian work.
3. My best friend is a pot belly pig.
4. I made my television in 1978.
5. I have played Batman, and produced a movie for a future Batman.
6. I gained wide recognition in my role as Dr. Douglas "Doug" Ross on the long-running medical drama ER from 1994 to 1999, for which I received two Emmy Award nominations.
7. In 2005, TV Guide ranked me #1 on its "50 Sexiest Stars of All Time" lists.[6]
8. I am George Clooney.
9. I made my directorial debut a year later with the 2002 biographical thriller Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, and have since directed Good Night, and Good Luck (2005), Leatherheads (2008), and The Ides of March (2011).
10. I am the only person to ever be nominated for Academy Awards in six different categories.[5]

Who am I?
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#18
edgar allan poe

all in, Final answer
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#19
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edgar allan poe

all in, Final answer

Ahh great guess. Close, but slightly off. Sorry, I'm actually actor/humanitarian George Clooney.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#20
1: ****
2: ****
3: ****
4: ****
5: ****
6: ****
7: ****
8: boobies
9: ****
10: spaghettu bolognese is my favourite food
#21
1. I have a massive mancrush on Ryan Gosling
2. Also on John Mayer
3. Also on Keith Urban
4. Also on Hank Moody (or David Duchovny if we're gonna look at the real world)
5. my shoe size is 11
6. I shower up to 3 times a day and wash my hands as often as I can
7. I dont know anyone who has an eye colour like mine. its a light greyish blue
8. I collect watches
9. my car is faster than yours, end of discussion
10. I have nicer guitars than you. end of discussion.
Last edited by Lt. Shinysides at Nov 14, 2013,
#22
1. My real name is Jamie, but people in NZ only know me as Jay.

2. I was born in Wolverhampton, which was recently voted as the 5th worst city in the world. Regardless of this, I still get homesick from time to time.

3. Although I’m straight, I have an absolute outright hatred for homophobia. It sickens me more than racism, sexism etc. Did I mention that I am straight and do not want wieners near my little butt?

4. I’ve recently been diagnosed with a form of depression. Thankfully it’s not the stereotypical suicidal type (I’m genuinely the opposite of suicidal, actually). It’s just extremely regular feelings of apathy mixed with insomnia. My brain is sending wrong / not enough electrical signals, or some shit. I’ve had it for a few years, but was always too scared to get help. Now I have the support of my best friends, and it means the world to me. I know that I’ll pull through it.

5. Sometimes I fart out my little butt.

6. I freely admit that I despise religion. If I ruled the world, it would be completely banned.

7. I’ve supported Aston Villa Football Club since I was 4 years old, and will continue to do so until the day that I die.

8. My biggest fears are going blind and/or deaf. The thought absolutely petrifies me.

9. I prefer animals to humans, 99% of the time.

10. I’m a multi-instrumentalist (guitar, drums, bass), and it’s my favourite thing about myself.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#23
Quote by lolmnt
Ahh great guess. Close, but slightly off. Sorry, I'm actually actor/humanitarian George Clooney.


Dammit I didn't even think of that!

I was strongly considering dr seuss, But alas that would have been just as wrong
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#24
Quote by lolmnt


Who am I?



Kurt Cobain. Has to be Kurt Cobain.

Is it Kurt Cobain?
RIP Tom Searle.
#25
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Dammit I didn't even think of that!

I was strongly considering dr seuss, But alas that would have been just as wrong

Hollywood Fact: Dr. Seuss was up for the role of Frank Catton, but it went to Bernie Mac because Dr. Seuss was long dead at the time of filming. Bet he regrets that one!
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#26
1.Ma' name is plum
2.Ah'm (111111) this many years old
3.Ah'm a beyooty kween
4.Ma' mama dun drive me 'roun to pajents
5.Ah'm her precious plum
#27
Quote by lolmnt
Hollywood Fact: Dr. Seuss was up for the role of Frank Catton, but it went to Bernie Mac because Dr. Seuss was long dead at the time of filming. Bet he regrets that one!


Such a wasted opportunity!

Dr seuss could have played a pivotal role in the development and overall charm of the oceans movies

still not bad though
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#28
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Such a wasted opportunity!

Dr seuss could have played a pivotal role in the development and overall charm of the oceans movies

still not bad though
Yeah. When casting Bernie Mac they announced they were looking for a Dr. Seuss type. He filled the role admirably though.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#29
Quote by lolmnt
Yeah. When casting Bernie Mac they announced they were looking for a Dr. Seuss type. He filled the role admirably though.


Yeah I mean you can only strive for greatness when you're picked to fill a role originally tailored for dr seuss, But that can only go so far.
though, admirable is certainly a term I'd also use to describe bernie mac
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#30
lolmnt "winning" this thread or whatever the kids say these days
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#34
1. The ocean breeze was salty
2. the saltiest ever, as John and Mary
3. walked arm in arm
4. on the golden beach
5. of love
6. John turned to Mary
7. they were so close now
8. their lips almost touching
9. and John whispered to Mary
10. "can I have your taco?"
#38
1. I
2. Fancy
3. Samwise
4. Gamgee
5. Because
6. He
7. Looks
8. Like
9. Prince
10. Harry
#39
Huh, I noticed that too on Facebook lol. Well here goes:

1) I am extremely unorganised
2) Incompetent to do basic things
3) I have a Dave Mustaine signed pick which I bought of eBay
4) I obsess far too easily
5) I LOVE animals
6) Hot chicks too
7)I can't make decisions on my own
8) I went to see Rizzle Kicks this time last year
9) I have a driving lesson today
10) I have weird nails
JUST ANOTHER ANNOYING BIG STATUS
#40
1. I like cheese
2. Except blue cheese
3. I seriously don't know how anyone can like that stuff
4. I don't like animals except for birds
5. To be honest I'm not too fond of most people either
6. I have "The Pursuit of Vikings" stuck in my head
7. I hate my job
8. Penguins are my favourite animal
9. I want to move to Berlin
10. I could really go for a kebab right about now
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