Quote by Random3
This was honestly posted here yesterday.

I feel that yesterday's post was quite dishonest, actually.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
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Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
You should've called the number and stfu before you decided to make this thread, TS.
See here's the thing about parody.

It works best when you actually understand the thing you're parodying.

Self-deprecation is always funnier than mocking others.
Quote by Black Hazard
Death Metal? Sounds like lame ass old man metal to me. This dude is full of shit.

Is Old Man Metal related to Old King Coal?
That doesn't really sound a lot like death metal tbh.
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Quote by Malchius
Is Old Man Metal related to Old King Coal?

No, but Old King Coal is related to Nat King Cole.